Joe Millionaire episode 2 LMFAO

[Tink]

So last night during rogue chat, me and De Baroness were also watching Joe. VERY funny commentary we had going, but I digress....

So for those who watched ......how freakin' fall off your chair funny was the face that greedy byotch Heidi made when after being cut from the running, she found out the remaining women were getting to go to Paris?

Funnier still.....her lame attempt to show off by speaking French at the end of the show and the show placing subtitles on it, so you could see that she had no idea what the hell she was saying?! :lol:

FOX gets two :bananada: :bananada: for showing the world what an ass this chick is.

If you missed it....they'll be airing this week and last week's shows on Thursday night. (And NO.....I don't work for FOX....)

[LadyRedMacNaughty]

I totally agree Tink!!

Heidi totally got what she deserved! What I don't understand is why Dawn (?) (ya know, the really pretty and tall blonde) didn't get picked.

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[Tink]

I totally agree Tink!!

Heidi totally got what she deserved! What I don't understand is why Dawn (?) (ya know, the really pretty and tall blonde) didn't get picked.

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You mean Dana.....he says that he just didn't see it happening between them. At least he's not being typical by just keeping the really attractive women only.....he seems to actually be looking to find a connection.

[LadyRedMacNaughty]

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You mean Dana.....he says that he just didn't see it happening between them. At least he's not being typical by just keeping the really attractive women only.....he seems to actually be looking to find a connection.[/quote]

Yeah...I did notice that the choices he made were not just one 'type' of girl. My hubby really likes the dark curly haired girl. She's got a cute face.

[daBaroness]

Yeah - Tink and I had a great time chatting and bashing. The few rogues who were in the room told us we were catty to which I replies, "well ... duh." I think Tink and I also went from thinking Evan was a pretty-faced boy who needed a haircut to actually having some respect for the guy for being able to quickly discern which girls were the major money grubbers (Heidi) and which ones might actually be looking for the whole package. As my mama always said, "it's just as easy to love 'em rich as it is to love 'em poor."

We also really enjoyed watching the pretty princesses (my name for 'em) pick grapes in the rain, shovel coal into a train boiler, and (best of all) much out horse stalls (aka shovel shit). I personally thought those activities were really smart on someone's part to sort out the real women from the posers.

There's loads of speculation that Evan really isn't a poor working stiff and the real twist of the "Joe Millionaire" plot will be when we find out he really is a millionaire and not a $19G/yr. construction worker. Personally, he seems just too cultured and literate to be who they're billing him to be. I even saw Mary Hart interview him last night asking him if he's related to the Marriott hotel family (he says he's not).

Time will tell. In the meanwhile, Heidi's packed up her bread luggage (hey - it was HER bad French, we just got to laugh at it) and huffed on back to the states - it doesn't get much better than that! :aok:

daBaroness Vel

[Dmitri]

Heidi was such a "see you next tuesday" I couldn't beleive she actually said "whatever" after the girls were picked... I liked the fact that Mojo really pushed the other girls away on the train and dominated that "date" that was awesome... She's also pretty cute... great smile... i don't believe for a frelling minute she's 25 tho'...

then again neither am I... :P

[Pamela, Strawberry Tart]

i don't believe for a frelling minute she's 25 tho'...

then again neither am I... :P

I have to admit, that most of them don't look the age that they say they are. They're all younger than I am, but look around 30. A few look younger, but not by much.

I have to admit, that the whole premise is keeping me amused, but I'm interested in seeing what happens if any of them decide that he's as dumb as he sounds...

[Tink]

Like I said in Joe thread #1......these chicks are either not the age they claim, or they age VERY badly.... :wink:

As for Evan being too cultured to be such a shmo...he was trained by the butler on all things upper class....what wines go with what foods, waltzing, what fork goes with what course...etc

[AllieSutherland]

Am I the only one who thinks that he looks like a REALLY BAD 70's porn star?!? In this class, he joins Ridge from The Bold and the Beautiful. Gad... looks like a molded plastic face!!!! ;)

I'm soooooo bad. Sorry, Evan. ;)

XOXOXOXOXOX
Allie

[PirateKisses]

Now I know what you goils have been laughing at! I watched the re-run of the first two episodes and spent the whole time snickering at Heidi knowing that her smart-alecked behind was going to be given the boot.

I love the butler! He's a scream! I'm liking Melissa with the dark curly hair and Zora. The others...well, I'm hoping he sticks with the ones who seem to genuinely be having fun. Never thought I would like the show but it's been pretty darned funny so far!

PK
who is going back to nursing the icky cold she's got and finish putting together a Vamp Willow deck to kick the snot out of those darned Slayer decks...

[AllieSutherland]

I watched the two episode re-play yesterday.

If I, like, hear the word "like" again, I will, like, scream. (or like, something like it).

A question... I was bored as hell last night (blame it on the snowstorm) ;) and they had a thing on one of those Hollywood gossipy shows about Evan going to militry school. Hmmm. The reason for going didn't seem to be behavior oriented problems... and boarding school of any type isn't cheap. Furthermore, pics have been released showing him as a bridal/formal fashion model. Hmm. He doesn't seem all that "broken in" on construction work, either. The way he drives that backhoe doesn't look like he's been at it for too long.

Maybe he's not a 50 million man... but I think he must come from a better than lower middle class upbringing. I smell a stinker... a "double agent" portraying the "rich man" who is really a "poor man" but is really better off than we're led to believe?

Who knows? I will say this, though... I don't think he's gonna end up with a match, IMHO, for one reason or another...

XOXOXOXOX
Allie

[PirateKisses]

I was kinda thinkin' the same thing. When Heidi did the "let's play with his hand" thing at the ball, wouldn't you think she'd feel some calluses from him handling the bulldozer steering wheel? I mean, it's not like he's drivin' a Rolls that handles really well.

I think the bulldozer driving is a red herring they've thrown at us, the general public.

PK

[Alewyn of Aventinus]

I just want to see him with his shirt off... :twisted: to look for farmer's tan of course. LOL! Anyone who works outdoors has a funny tan. Really brown arms, face & neck - white torso & forehead. Sounds more like a disease than tan lines. Doesn't it?

The child was sick & wanted to nurse for hours so I got to watch the double episode. I don't know if I will get to see the ending. I rarely get to watch TV that doesn't have puppets in it. Please keep us posted on the forum. Especially if he takes his shirt. Gotta look for that tan.

[AllieSutherland]

Alewyn...

Your wish is granted, darling, but I must forewarn you, I have been tainted for LIFE by viewing these photos. Ugh. Yuck. (I AM BEING SERIOUS HERE!) I DON'T think that these were produced with the straight, hot-blooded Wench in mind. (Granted, some may find him attractive, but with the roll of quarters and "DUH" look of the first pic... well, you have a look...

:shock:

http://store1.yimg.com/I/abcunderwear_1724_2042379

I think I've seen Ace and Gary from SNL modeling these outfits. ;)

Anyhoo, these were likely taken well before any "construction" job supposedly took place, but let me ask... those of you from a lower-middle class background who have either family or friends in the construction business: don't you think your everyday, run-of-the-mill construction worker would laugh and torment his pretty boy ass FAR away?!?

No farmers tan here... and not even a good "fake and bake" tan, if you ask me. ;)

*controls her strong urge to hand Evan some Nair...* :P

LOL!

XOXOXOXOX
Allie

[Alewyn of Aventinus]

Thanks for the laugh! OMG do you think the 'bulge' is real? I am thinking total plastic insert! The body hair thing doesn't bother me but the 'oh so posing in my shiney underwear with a fake p---er' does. What a gas! I like my guys shirtless & sweaty in blue jeans. Or commando in a kilt!

[Tink]

I was kinda thinkin' the same thing. When Heidi did the "let's play with his hand" thing at the ball, wouldn't you think she'd feel some calluses from him handling the bulldozer steering wheel? I mean, it's not like he's drivin' a Rolls that handles really well.

I think the bulldozer driving is a red herring they've thrown at us, the general public.

PK

His dad is apparently a well off lawyer. It has already been disclosed that he has done some minor modellng jobs. As for no calluses, they took him away to train him on all the etiquette stuff, so I am sure that they manicured his hands, which would get rid of them if he had them. Not sure just operating a backho would cause them...(Pity they didn't give him a haircut and eyebrow shaping... :lol:

I think that through family, he probably does have access to more cash than he allegedly makes. Military school can indeed, be pricey....so his parents prolly are upper middle to low upper class.

Time will tell if more than the women on the show are being deceived....

And that link to some of his modelling is hysterical.....what *is* that in his speedo?

[PirateKisses]

I'm going to take the military stance on the underwear: Don't ask. Don't tell.

PK