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Margaret
06-17-2006, 08:40 AM
My father in law, who is origianlly from Pittsburgh sent me this. Thought you may just appreciate it! (Of course it does not make us MI girls look all that good....) ;-)

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties...


The first man had married a woman from Michigan and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He
said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to see a clean
house and dishes.

The second man had married a woman from Indiana. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
it was better. By the third day, he saw a cl ean house, the dishes were done
and she had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Pittsburgh girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see little out of his left eye. Enough to fix a bite to eat, load the dish
washer, and telephone a landscaper.

Grania Greenleaf
06-17-2006, 01:49 PM
Mmmm-hmmmm! Sounds about right to me! I liked! Thanks Margaret!

ZoeMcSheen
06-19-2006, 10:03 AM
Perfect!!!!

mistress anne
06-19-2006, 12:01 PM
Are you sure she wasn't originally from the Bronx? *rotfl* *rotfl**rotfl**rotfl*