New Pirate in Town (board town that is)

[Freebird]

<Walks in with one hand on his cutlas and the other waving> :ilu:

Greetings wench's and rouges. Pirate Freebird is my name. I hail
from a sand bar of land named Maryland and call PARF me home.

[DoñaNina]

I would be happy to meet you there sometime, señor! Welcome!

[Pathos]

Pirate Freebird is my name.
Another pirate huh? You better watch yourself around me. I don't take kindly to pirate scum.

::nope::






p.s. You're not new are you? You seem familiar. Been on the Rogues board?

[DoñaNina]

I don't take kindly to pirate scum.



Methinks I see a fight coming.

*grabs popcorn*

[Freebird]

I thankee all for the warm welcome.
Especially Pathos. I'm not pirate scum sir.
Just a simple pirate...a lazy, fat, good for nothin'
pirate. :ilu:

Maidenfaesnow and I will be at PARF this weekend.
See you all there?

[Pathos]

a lazy, fat, good for nothin'
I hope those aren't the only requirements for being a pirate.

Or I'm in trouble.

:shock:

[Lady Sarah]

Methinks I see a fight coming.

*grabs popcorn*

Nah. not really.

Welcome to the Board Free Bird.

[KissMeKate]

Nice pic and welcome to the boards! I don't seem to get out of the midWest myself, but if you're ever in the Bristol (Chicago/Milwaukee) area, we'd love to meet you.:hi:

[Freebird]

I hope those aren't the only requirements for being a pirate.

Or I'm in trouble.

:shock:

No sir...many a different pirates about...no trubs.

[MaidenFaeSnow]

My handsome Pirate is just being bashful;-)
(he's not lazy or scum....scum-my at times but not generally scum!)

[Freebird]

Scum...she says?
<eye roll>

Might I revert to my qualities me lady.
Lazy.
Fat
Balding
Good-for-nothing

P - I - G.

(Animal House quote echos throughout the room) "That boy is P - I - G
Pig.

:moon:

[Buxom Wench]

Scum...she says?
<eye roll>

Might I revert to my qualities me lady.
Lazy.
Fat
Balding
Good-for-nothing

P - I - G.

(Animal House quote echos throughout the room) "That boy is P - I - G
Pig.

:moon:

Kind Sir.... your Lady will be a most fortunate soul for that is NOT a bald spot but..... a solar panel to a sex machine! :wink:

[Freebird]

Solar panel?
Dare I say ... *rotfl*

[townspaniard]

welcome welcome

[serena]

welcome to the boards

[Gellis Indigo]

My handsome Pirate is just being bashful;-)
(he's not lazy or scum....scum-my at times but not generally scum!)

Hmmm...ok, so after meeting you, Freebird, I have to ask...which cutlass was your hand on as you entered? ::whistle::

And MaidenFae, I'd have to say he's not necessarily "scummy", but I'd definitely attest to him being quite dirty!;-)

[Freebird]

Why lassy I know you wouldn't want me to give up any secrets from which cutlas...all the others will have to figure out if it was my boarding cutlas or my mounting cutlas. :ilu:

<ducks from maidenfaesnow>

[Gellis Indigo]

Why lassy I know you wouldn't want me to give up any secrets from which cutlas...all the others will have to figure out if it was my boarding cutlas or my mounting cutlas. :ilu:

<ducks from maidenfaesnow>

Thanks, Freebird, for proving my point about you not necessarily being scummy. Muchly appreciated!

[MaidenFaeSnow]

Thanks, Freebird, for proving my point about you not necessarily being scummy. Muchly appreciated!

You sure as hell got the dirty part right!

[Freebird]

wut?