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Peaches O Malley
09-17-2006, 11:38 PM
A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.
Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.
Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.
The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.
The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.
Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."

:stunned: The store clerk believed it to be a real penis...and still put it in the microwave???!!!

Jayde
09-17-2006, 11:55 PM
:stunned: :stunned:


:shock: :shock:

::groupco:


EWWW!!!!!!!! ::freakyf:

biker
09-17-2006, 11:59 PM
she wanted a fresh hot dog?

Peaches O Malley
09-18-2006, 12:01 AM
she wanted a fresh hot dog?
Have you seen the hot dogs in convenience stores?? ::freakyf:

biker
09-18-2006, 12:02 AM
Have you seen the hot dogs in convenience stores?? ::freakyf:

hey Ive been to the orient remember? it doestn bother me.

Peaches O Malley
09-18-2006, 12:07 AM
hey Ive been to the orient remember? it doestn bother me.

Good point.....nevermind. :roll: Iv'e heard a story or 2 from a friends hubby in the Marines...Holy thats not quite right Batman.

Mistress Morigianna
09-18-2006, 02:45 AM
so are they in trouble because they brought thier own to a convience store or because it was obscene?

who has a 425.00 microwave? haven't they ever heard of bleach?

DoņaNina
09-18-2006, 09:17 AM
The penis was full of urine...

...

Goshdammit............

Rosina Cernak
09-18-2006, 10:32 AM
:unamused: :unamused:

so what was he thinking this time????

renren
09-18-2006, 10:48 AM
Yeeecchh!:yuck:

grygrrl
09-18-2006, 12:52 PM
Rotflmao!!!!!

Lady Laurel
09-18-2006, 03:12 PM
OMG I cannot stop laughing. *rotfl* *rotfl*

Pansy Faye
09-18-2006, 07:45 PM
What do these people do all day that they have time to think that stuff up? Are you sure they weren't filming a spot for the new jackass movie?

daBaroness
09-19-2006, 01:37 AM
Yeah - maybe next time the'll nuke their pee at home!!!! <snark>

Rhonda_Melones
09-19-2006, 10:32 AM
See my question is why in a fake penis? They didn't have any baby bottles or containers or anything at home, a styrofoam coffee cup or something? What'd the guy think if it was heated in anything shaped other than the original "container" it would lose its integrity? LOL

Yeah, I'm thinking the guy who was offering the job is probably heaving a sigh of relief that he dodged THIS bullet:-P