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Tink
02-03-2003, 10:01 PM
Melissa...."So the sun setted".....???!!!!! SETTED???!!!! Where did this girl go to school?

And Evan could not take his eyes of her tits!! He would never survive faire.... :lol: Seems he has ZERO ability to make eye contact when tits are around.....he'd trip and fall every 5 seconds or walk into things....

Zora.....when he asked her about her dress, but it came out breasts...LMFAO :rotfl:

The rainbow that she saw from the plane was soooo beautiful, perfect for her since he said last episode that being with her is like being in a Disney movie....

DAMMIT...got distracted...what the heck did Zora tell him about her dream that freaked him out? :x

Sarah...Evan says that her knowledge of food and wine has made his time with her really pleasurable....yeah and I bet that blow job last week didn't hurt either.....and looks like she decided to REALLY go fo it this episode..... :roll:

Prediction time......he keeps Sarah and Melissa.

Let's see........

:o WELL...I guess whatever Zora said to him, that I missed didn't freak him out enough to cut her.....

And I guess he does think of Melissa in a platonic way....

I'd say yay Zora.....but I think she's better off "losing"

And Melissa's tears....I think that deep down she actually is insecure and put up this bitchy, snob front to cover the fact that she was DESPERATE to be the "prom queen". She is young, ignorant and REALLY immature. Poor baby.............if she's lucky, she'll grow up.

Thursday, as usual, they'll replay it.

Until next week........

LadyRedMacNaughty
02-03-2003, 10:08 PM
Melissa...."So the sun setted".....???!!!!! SETTED???!!!! Where did this girl go to school?



Sarah...Evan says that her knowledge of food and wine has made his time with her really pleasurable....yeah and I bet that blow job last week didn't hurt either.....and looks like she decided to REALLY go fo it this episode..... :roll:





I KNOW!! I caught the sun setted thing too! She is so stupid!!

And SARAH?? Did you hear Miss Wine Conoseur say the comment about not wanting her wine to taste too 'GRAPEY'???!!!! :shock:

Is she for real? She's got Even really snowed if he thinks she is not in it for the money. Did you see her pantomime the "is a pendant a necklace?" right before Evan and Paul came into the room?? What a hoe bag bondage queen!!

scheesh!!!

LadyRedMacNaughty
02-03-2003, 10:09 PM
oh and BTW



GO ZORA!!!!!!! :cheer:

Meg Hille
02-03-2003, 10:36 PM
Zora rocks! She's probably the most "normal" person left on the show!
I do kind of hope that Evan picks Sarah; just to see the tantrum you know she'll throw when she finds out the truth about all that money she thinks he has! Did anyone else just want to smack her in the head with that tray at the end?!?

daBaroness
02-04-2003, 01:08 PM
I can't remember whether I read this, saw it on TV somewhere, or heard it on the radio ... but whatever the medium ... big shocker is that Evan really isn't in the market for a bride. Well duh ... big dumb guy with bad hair and a semi-pretty face is just the latest media slut.

I also read today that the most recent Bachelor couple has split up. Apparently she was never all that taken with the boy banker from Springfield, MO. They attribute the breakup to the stresses of a long-distance relationship. Well again, duh. I live in Kansas City and I wouldn't even wanna move to Springfield! Good news is, she can keep the two carat engagement ring. Helene wins the smart cookie award for today.

And my final vote for "Joe" is Sarah the Cocksucker - I think they'll make a dandy pair. Zora is just too nice and real to get stuck with bad hair boy. I just hope she's into dream analysis ...

daBaroness

Alewyn of Aventinus
02-04-2003, 03:07 PM
daBaroness sayeth
"And my final vote for "Joe" is Sarah the Cocksucker - I think they'll make a dandy pair. Zora is just too nice and real to get stuck with bad hair boy. I just hope she's into dream analysis ... "

No punches pulleth! Huzzah!

Tink
02-04-2003, 07:05 PM
Helene from Bachelor 2 walking was no big surprise. I didn't watch that show on a regular, but from what I saw she played it like Survivor...she was winning....PERIOD......the man was not her goal.

As for Sarah, she is determined to win and is going to take the low road apparently to win.....again, not at all interested in the guy.....just the win and of course, what she thinks is a HUGE monitary sum that she in her head, has already started spending.....

If he keps her next week, I CANNOT wait to see what she does when she finds out he's got bupkus...... :lol: