Mistress_Autumn
05-05-2008, 11:22 AM
To become a doula.
It'll take me a couple of years to get all the requirements met, but when I'm done I'll be employable anywhere in the USA. (An independent Autumn? Will wonders never cease???)
I'm great with laboring moms... but I don't want to do the whole needle thing... so I can't become a Dr. or a nurse. CNM's also have to know how to do needle stuff, so that's out too... BUT!
I can become a Doula without that particular part.
Now, I know some of you would say "But it's just needles. And it's not like they'd be going into -your- veins..." *nods* I know. But I think the whole Dr/nurse/midwife-patient relationship would tank if they saw me pass out and go into flashback convulsions from having to handle a needle. (baaaaad childhood) So that's just not going to happen.
I have found my calling! Woohoo! My mom was a midwife when I was growing up, and I've seen my share of labor and deliveries. I -love- helping babies enter the world... I just don't like being the vehicle by which they get here. *giggles*
So wish me luck! And call me next time you're having a baby... I promise I'll be helpful.::boingyw::
It'll take me a couple of years to get all the requirements met, but when I'm done I'll be employable anywhere in the USA. (An independent Autumn? Will wonders never cease???)
I'm great with laboring moms... but I don't want to do the whole needle thing... so I can't become a Dr. or a nurse. CNM's also have to know how to do needle stuff, so that's out too... BUT!
I can become a Doula without that particular part.
Now, I know some of you would say "But it's just needles. And it's not like they'd be going into -your- veins..." *nods* I know. But I think the whole Dr/nurse/midwife-patient relationship would tank if they saw me pass out and go into flashback convulsions from having to handle a needle. (baaaaad childhood) So that's just not going to happen.
I have found my calling! Woohoo! My mom was a midwife when I was growing up, and I've seen my share of labor and deliveries. I -love- helping babies enter the world... I just don't like being the vehicle by which they get here. *giggles*
So wish me luck! And call me next time you're having a baby... I promise I'll be helpful.::boingyw::