Time for some mindless fluff

[daBaroness]

I'm sure I'm posting this in the wrong place - but what the hey?! Time for a little mindless fluff and frivolity.

Ladies and gents; wenches & rogues; goils & bouys:

What are some of your favorite lines from movies, plays, musicals, TV shows, etc.? Do you use these gems yourself?

I have two special favorites ...

First, from the musical Pippin when Charlemagne makes sort of an aside statement to the audience after his shrew of a wife has been nagging him:

"Sometimes I wonder if the fornicating I'm getting, is worth the fornicating I'm getting!"

Second, from possibly my favorite comedy of all time "Blazing Saddles," I love it when the sheriff (or Shewiff) says to Lily von Schtup "Oh no baby, 14 schnitzengrubben is my limit!"

So how 'bout yours?

[sslider66]

From the movie Tremors:
That's critical, need to know information!"

and from Die Hard:
"I think you're going to need some more FBI guys."

[SHpepperKat]

From Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure ... " Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

[Andreadoria]

When I am out with friends and the shit hits the perverable fan.

From one of my favorite movies American Werewolf in London
"By the light of the full moon....Stick to the path on the moores......shit where's the path"...as they are then attacked by the werewolf.

Not from a movie I don't think....but it should be.
"Reality check Aisle 9"

[Taffy Saltwater]

History of the World: Part One: Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise! & of course, "It's good to be the King."

Romancing the Stone: You're alright, Joan Wilder; you always were. *sigh*

[*Gremco]

From LOTR "They are not for eating" That line cracks me up all the time. I joke about everything with my brothers using that line.

[Gemdrite]

From Labyrinth: "Fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave..."

I get shivers everytime I *think* of that line!

[surlywench]

"Fezzik? Tear his arms off."

-Inigo "The Princess Bride"

[Isabelle Fawkes]

From the Don Juan and Miguel show..."He's not struggling!!!"

[lady Amalthea]

"There are no happy ends because nothing ever ends." The last Unicorn

"Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it" Anne of green gables.

[LdyJhawk]

I will always remember my first loved line..from Tombstone.

"Why Johnny Ringo...you look like somebody just walked over your grave.."

and then perhaps

"It seems my hypocrisy knows no bounds"

[Apropos]

TOMBSTONE!!!!!!

Wyatt Earp (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]
Wyatt Earp (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): It says United States Marshal!
Ike Clanton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002332/): [terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...
Wyatt Earp (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!
[shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]
Wyatt Earp (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!
[lets Ike up to run for his life]
Wyatt Earp (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!
[shouts]
Wyatt Earp (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
[louder]
Wyatt Earp (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): Hell's coming with me!

[Branwen]

"I'll be your Huckleberry." Tombstone


/Homer Simpson drool & shiver when sees donut & beer at the same time moment

\end H.S.

"Oh yeah! If you are us. Then what number are we thinkin'?"

"69, Dudes!!" -Air Guitar solos from both sets of Bill & Ted

RUFUS!!! Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

"What!! Are you crying?!? Why are you crying? There's no crying in baseball. Stop your crying!"

"You're Goin' to Lose... You're Going to Lose..." A League of Their Own


"Have fun Stormin' the castle!!"

"Who are you? What do you want? Get out of here or I'll call the Brute Squad."
"I'm on the Brute Squad."
"On the Brute Squad?!? Your ARE the Brute Squad!!"

"As-sssssss You-uuuuuuuuu Wish-shshshshshshshshs!"
Princess Bride

"Luke. I am your Father!"
"NO!!" Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back


Thanks dB, I like this. It's fun. then again I can also see how much of a GEEK I truly am.

[Andreadoria]

What Brain did I just put into a 6 1/2 foot tall...60 in 300lb gorilla ..... ammmmm Abi something or other....Abi Normal...yess yes Abi Normal ...Young frankenstein

[Buxom Wench]

"I think I'd miss you even if we never met." - The Wedding Date.

[renspazgirl]

If you were happy all the time you wouldn't be a person, you'd be a game show host ~ Veronica - Heathers

Killed by Pirates is good... ~ Little Boy - The Princess Bride

You have no power over me ~ Sarah- Labyrinth

Hungry... Sphynx - Mirrormask

[Margaret]

When I say so long to Shorty I will sometimes leave her with:

Party on Wayne.

She responds with:

Oh Mooooooommmm....

:-D

[LadyLaura]

Anytime anyone says "Inconceivable":

Inigo from Princess Bride: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Starting any long trip:

The Blues Brothers: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Another Heathers fan here:

"F**k me gently with a chainsaw"
"I love my dead, gay son!"
Veronica: "We don't want to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits."
Veronica's Dad: "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."

[sslider66]

From Pulp Fiction:
[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]

Jimmie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000233/): Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000233/): You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Why?
Jimmie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000233/): 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

[Alluring Alora]

History of the World: Part One: "Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise!"
Also one of my favorites.

I use "Have fun storming the castle!!" from Princess Bride (with appropriate Miracle Max accent of course) a lot, and I'm especially tickled when the person I'm saying it follows it up with the next line.

I also use "These are not the droids you're looking for" and "You're gonna need a bigger boat" a lot.

Does doing the 'Truffle Shuffle' count as a sort of quote? sheesh, I watched too much cable as a kid!

There are too many movie quotes that I use in everyday life. I'm a sad statement to 80's pop-culture. Or a shining example, I'm not sure which...

[Gemdrite]

I quote movies. A lot. I just have a knack for remembering lines, particularly the obscure ones. It earns me weird looks in the teacher's lounge. :-D

[Adriana Rose]

" Dont be stupid of course we intend to resist!" Three Musteteers


" We're on a mission from God" Blues Brothers....its just funny the way he says it!

" the hip, the hip use the hip!" Road to Eldrado

[Selena]

Oy -- I use movie lines all of the time. Funny, now that I'm trying to remember them, I can't! ;-)

One I use frequently in that voice is "Assssshooooooollllllee" from A Fish Called Wanda. It just flows out of my mouth before I even realize it.

I used some line a few months ago with a coworker -- it was from Holy Grail -- damned if I can remember which line it was, but anyway ... she just kinda looked at me with that glazed/confused kinda look. I told her, "well, I guess you're not a Monty Python fan, eh?" Again... that same dumb look...
Some people just don't get it. ::whistle::


"Shut the fuck up, Donnie" from The Big Lebowski has come out of my mouth from time to time....


I'll probably come back to this thread after I've thoughtlessly said something in passing to someone without realizing what I've just said to update my list.

[Buxom Wench]

...One I use frequently in that voice is "Assssshooooooollllllee" from A Fish Called Wanda. It just flows out of my mouth before I even realize it.

I heard that used a few times this past weekend at faire. *rotfl*

[Ravin' Raven]

Ah God you blew it up, You actually blew it up!!!!! Damn you all to Hell!!!

(Plant of the Apes)

Get your hands off of me you damned dirty ape (from, duh....)

She turned me into a newt..
You're not a newt...
Was. Got better.

(MPATHG)

[Phoenix McHeit]

"Right turn, Clyde." -Any Which Way But Loose

Military leader: "Farrar-HAR!"
Soldier # 1 : "Wha'd he say?"
Soldier # 2: "He said farrar-har"
Soldier # 1 : "Tha's what I thought he said." - A Man Called Horse

"Laugh it up, fuzzball." Star Wars


I'm like Gem - I quote movies all the freakin time... but those above are some of my faves. I use 'farrar-har' when someone has mumbled into their shirt and I didn't understand a word they said.

[Taffy Saltwater]

Labrynth & a Cary Grant movie:

You remind me of a babe.
What Babe?
The babe with the power.
What Power?
The power of hoodoo.
Hoodoo?
You do. You remind me of a babe.

[Katie O'Connell]

OOoh. Love this thread!

Hokay den, heer goez:

Lots from The Mummy, including:

"Patience is a Virtue (sing-song)" and the response: "Not right now it isn't."
"Uh... A Little Help would be usefull -- if it's not too much trouble."

and "Wait here. I'll go get help."

and from Divorcing Jack:

"I know fuck all, squared, in a box!" <---I get a lot of use out of that one.

"Fucker!" (to which the reply is: "That's very generous of you, but em...I've fucked 'er already.....quite good!")

[Gemdrite]

Labrynth & a Cary Grant movie:

You remind me of a babe.
What Babe?
The babe with the power.
What Power?
The power of hoodoo.
Hoodoo?
You do.
Do what?
You remind me of a babe.
Fixed!

I'm a Labyrinth nut. Labyrinth and Princess Bride I can quote forwards, backwards, and inside out. I rarely watch them with other people unless those people can do the same, because I can't stop myself from repeating the lines, usually before they are said.

When I was in drama in high school, we had almost the entire Princess Bride script scrawled across the back of the set. Most of it is still there!

[moiradochartaigh]

::raises hand:: Yup, I'm one of those people who can come up with a movie line for almost any situation. I have a lot of favorites, but --

"Bueller..... Bueller..... Bueller....."

gets me every time. *rotfl*

One of my all-time faves is from The Music Man": You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering.

[Phoenix McHeit]

Fixed!


Ohhh gaaaawd... I wanted to do that soooo baaaad. *twitch* ::whistle::

[Vixynne Rose]

Another Labyrinth fave...

*Jareth laughs heartily at his own wit*

*goblins stare*

Jareth: " .... ..... ...Well, laugh."

*goblins roar with laughter*

When I was in college, we had a tradition...during the "You remind me of a babe" scene, when Jareth is wearing those mmmmmtights...we'd purr in unison: "Niiiiiice onion!" because one of my roommates said his, ummm, package resembled an onion stuffed down the front of his tights.
Jareth is my favorite mullet-wearing two-toned eyeball-sportin' feathered cape swishing crystal juggleball palming eyeshadow-guyliner-bedecked fantasy character. Just sayin'.

[Taffy Saltwater]

...during the "You remind me of a babe" scene, when Jareth is wearing those mmmmmtights...we'd purr in unison: "Niiiiiice onion!" .

I'm old enough to have seen this at the theater when it came out. My sister, niece, son & I went one evening - the kids must have been about 4 at the time. In the scene you refer to, my niece stood up and yelled, "LOOK AT HIS WIENER!". I had to go splash water on my face I was laughing so hard. And I have heard that David is very well endowed.

ETA: By the way, I was.

[Vixynne Rose]

ETA: By the way, I was.

You and most of the other females in the theater too, I'd wager...
This scene came back to haunt one of my roommates during a campus blood drive. (I know, I know, just stick with me here...)
She hadn't even donated blood, but we were hanging out on a couple of sofas near the donation area. She lounged out on her back, feet over one end, arms over her head on the other (she was a TALL drink o' water). For no particular reason, she started to recite.

You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Hoodoo?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the baaaabe...


She recited both the question and response lines to herself, her eyes shut, dopey grin on her face (fantasizing about a certain onion, I'm betting). One of the Red Cross nurses walks by and stops, looking very concerned.
"She's okay," I assured her. "Didn't even give blood. Suffers terminal weirdness, but it's not too contagious. Carry on!"
Nurse Ratchet blinked and scooted off on her crepe-rubber soled shoes.
My roomie had no idea what I was talking about (she had her eyes closed, and the nurse never spoke), and I laughed for a solid half hour.

[daBaroness]

This is more fun than I originally thought it would be!!!!

"Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!"
Mame

" I'll have what she's having."
When Harry Met Sally

"Use the Force, Luke."
Star Wars

"You talkin' to me?"
Taxi Driver

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Who Frame Roger Rabbit

"Oh-oh-oh, sweet mystery of life - at last I found you!"
Young Frankenstein

"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
Airplane

"He's got a real purty mouth, ain't he?"
Deliverance

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Monty Python & the Holy Grail

and finally:

"Schwing!"
Wayne's World

[SHpepperKat]

E.T. Home Phone.

[rosefaeries]

Move Sloth!! Ice Age


From some reason this one cracks my boys up. Especially when we were moving. I used that line so often, they were calling me Diego. (And convinced some of the new neighbors that was my name. :roll:)

[Gemdrite]

"Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel..." Labyrinth

"You have no power over me!" Labyrinth

"You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is." Labyrinth

"As you wish." Princess Bride

"Why didn't you wait for me?" "Well, you were dead." Princess Bride

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same." Akeelah and the Bee

My Facebook profile, the Favorite quotes and About me parts, are all quotes from people and books. I really get into snippets like that. I don't know if I can explain it, but the quotes that I post either amuse me or really touch me deeply, and I don't know why movie and book quotes affect me like that.

[Andreadoria]

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!
Arsenic and old lace

[SHpepperKat]

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!
Arsenic and old lace

How could I have forgotten Teddy..


and to go with that..

Cary Grant~~ I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook!

Same movie

[Gemdrite]

"Cow." "'Nother cow." "Actually, I think that was the same one." Twister


Said anytime we see a cow from the car. Actually, said pretty much anytime we see a cow.

[Selena]

Said anytime we see a cow from the car. Actually, said pretty much anytime we see a cow.


Yup, yup -- me too. "We got cows!!"

[Capt. Stamina]

From Evolution (2001) – Orland Jones (Prof. Harry Phineas Block )– “There’s always time for lubricant!”

[gardo]

This was too funny to pass up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj6ket8igOg&feature=related

[Bevin]

Ghostbusters is always a good source of quotes:

"Go get her Ray!"

Dana: "I want you inside me"
Venkman "...sounds like you got at least two people in there already"

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!!!"

"He slimed me..."

"...dogs and cats, living together...mass hysteria!!"

"Yes it's true...this man has no dick"

"All right...this chick is TOAST!"

"This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"

"That's a big Twinkie"

[Margaret]

A usual conversation between my hubby and I:

Me: How was your day?

Him: Pretty bad.

Me: Just "busy" bad or "Don't cross the steams" bad?

:-D

[DangerousCurves]

Robin Hood:Men in Tights-
Marion: Something foul is afoot!
Helga: Tis not mines foots, I just vashed them!


The Crow-
Funboy: *shoots at Draven* Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ. Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel...
Funboy: *shoots again*
Eric: He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and he asks...
Funboy: Don't you ever F***in' die!?!
Eric: Can you put me up for the night?



And two of the BEST TV Shows for funny quotes:

The Young Riders:
Longley: You owe me an apology.
Jimmy: Apologizin' is somethin' I only do on Sunday. Today is Tuesday.


Kid: Jimmy....JIMMY!
Jimmy: Did you want something, Kid, or do you just like the sound of my name?

BloodTies:
Vicki: Once again, age kicks beauty's ass!

Vicki: Clearly, I need more beer!

Vicki: (to former partner and homicide detective Mike) Mike, I want you to be my baby daddy.

[Ariel]

One of my favorites - "Frak" ::whistle:: But that's just the Battlestar Galactica geek in me.

I also love the Princess Bride and Labrynth. My friend and I have tons of quotes we say to one another.

And, I don't know how many of you have seen it, but the 10th Kingdom has a lot of very quotable moments and is quite entertaining once you get into it.

"Oh, but huff puff, a wolf has to eat hasn't he?"
"When I say rare, let it look at the oven in terror and bring it out."

[WenchLadyKate]

There are so many more than these. These are just some from the movies that I've recently watched or bought or just have in mind...

Big Trouble in Little China

Jack Burton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): What is that stuff?
Egg Shen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0939378/): It is black blood of earth.
Jack Burton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): You mean oil?
Egg Shen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0939378/): No, I mean black blood of earth.

Jack Burton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): Everybody relax, I'm here.

Jack Burton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

The Goonies

Mikey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000276/): Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room.
Mikey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000276/): Brand, where're you going?
Brandon Walsh (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000982/): This is the *men's* room.

Mikey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000276/): It was a retropactum!
Brandon Walsh (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000982/): Rectospectum!
Mikey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000276/): See! That's what I said! You always contradict me... I know what I was saying. It was on the history of Astoria and these are the rejects!
Chunk (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0169480/): Kinda like us... Mikey. The Goonies.
Mouth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000397/): I'm not a reject!

Francis Fratelli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001592/): Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0169480/): Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001108/): I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!


Mikey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000276/): Goonies never say die!

Mama Fratelli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001649/): Kids suck.

The Godfather

Don Corleone (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000008/): I like to drink wine more than I used to.
Michael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000199/): It's good for ya, Pop.
Don Corleone (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000008/): Anyway I'm drinkin' more.

Don Corleone (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000008/): I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Peter Clemenza (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144710/): Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

Clemenza (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144710/): All right, you just shot 'em both. Now what do you do?
Michael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000199/): Sit down and finish my dinner.

Dark City

Mr. Hand (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0639782/): It seems you have discovered your unpleasant nature.

Dr. Schreber (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000662/): You are probably wondering why I keep appearing in your memories, John. It is because I have inserted myself into them.

Inspector Frank Bumstead (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000458/): So Husselbeck, what kind of killer do you think stops to save a dying fish?

[Bevin]

Real Genius

"Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it."

Chris Knight: Don't eat that!
Chris' Girl at Party: Why?
Chris Knight: Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts?
[looks down]
Chris Knight: Oh, my God! I'm too late!

[Mitch Taylor speaking through the microphone so that Kent hears voices in his head]
Mitch: And from now on, stop playing with yourself.
Kent: It is God.

Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.

Chris Knight: I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"

[Adriana Rose]

And, I don't know how many of you have seen it, but the 10th Kingdom has a lot of very quotable moments and is quite entertaining once you get into it.

"Oh, but huff puff, a wolf has to eat hasn't he?"
"When I say rare, let it look at the oven in terror and bring it out."


OMG I love that movie!! is there a DVD of it I lost my tape!!

[Ariel]

OMG I love that movie!! is there a DVD of it I lost my tape!!

Yes, there's a DVD. That's how I've got it! I think I need to take a mental health day off from work and just watch the 10th Kingdom again.

"I am Bluebell, terrified throughout the nine kingdoms."

"Damn you brothers Gibb, you're magic is useless."

[DangerousCurves]

Nine Months-
(To set the stage: Julianne Moore plays a mom having her first baby. Robin Williams is a foreign OBGYN who specialized in primates and hasn't yet mastered the English language. This will be his first delivery of a human baby. He's a little stressed out.)

Robin Williams:This woman needs and ENEMA!
Nurse: An enema?!?
RW: An epitaph?....epidermis?
Julianne Moore: EPIDURAL, ASSHOLE!!!