Riah
02-21-2003, 05:09 AM
This frog hopped into a bank. He hopped over to the loan officer, Ms. Patty Whack and said, "Hello. My name is froggy Jagger and I would like a loan."
Patty Looked at him a little dubiously and said, "Do you have any collateral?"
In response, Froggy took out this litte ceramic pink elephant and put it on the desk and smiled at her.
Patty picked up the Elephant and said, "Umm...I'll be right back"
She went into the Branch managers office. (A man who had a horrific stuttering problem, unless he sang) and said,
"There is a frog out here. He says his name is Froggy Jagger and would like a loan. He wants to use this (holds out the little ceramic pink elephant) as collateral. What do you think?
He looked at the elephant, he looked at Patty, smiled and sang,
"It's a knick-knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his olds' man a rolling stone"
:roll:
Patty Looked at him a little dubiously and said, "Do you have any collateral?"
In response, Froggy took out this litte ceramic pink elephant and put it on the desk and smiled at her.
Patty picked up the Elephant and said, "Umm...I'll be right back"
She went into the Branch managers office. (A man who had a horrific stuttering problem, unless he sang) and said,
"There is a frog out here. He says his name is Froggy Jagger and would like a loan. He wants to use this (holds out the little ceramic pink elephant) as collateral. What do you think?
He looked at the elephant, he looked at Patty, smiled and sang,
"It's a knick-knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his olds' man a rolling stone"
:roll: