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Dedeley
01-19-2005, 07:14 PM
Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

Cassandra from VTRF
01-19-2005, 07:56 PM
11. your airplane is flying low.

12. the hangar is open.

Jeannie Fitzgerald
01-19-2005, 08:35 PM
13. Flag at half-mast (Did someone in your family die?)

14. Barn door is open (and the pig is loose)

Entropy
01-19-2005, 08:42 PM
14. Barn door is open (and the pig is loose)

Bwahahaha!

:lol:

Branwen
01-19-2005, 09:01 PM
15. the Digny has left port

Saucy Ria
01-21-2005, 07:16 AM
#20. You wouldn't have this problem if you were wearing a kilt!!

Jeannie Fitzgerald
01-21-2005, 07:51 AM
#20. You wouldn't have this problem if you were wearing a kilt!!

Uh...what happened to #16-19?

Saucy Ria
01-21-2005, 02:35 PM
I just wanted to see if anyone was paying attention!!!!

RichardMacHugely
01-21-2005, 02:48 PM
#20. You wouldn't have this problem if you were wearing a kilt!!

I know I never have to worry about it.