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H'venlee
02-06-2005, 10:29 PM
((((RING))))


**Pick Up**

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank"

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

**Brief Pause**

"Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and
knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into
the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy"

"And what happened honey?" he asked

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
screaming. Then
she tripped over the rug,hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at
all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he
jumped out of the back
window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out
the water last
week to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??

Is this 555-7039?????

:? :shock: :o

Branwen
02-07-2005, 12:47 PM
:singdanc: :rotfl: :snarf:
Oooooh That was funny!!!

Morrigan Lynnea
02-28-2005, 09:20 PM
EEEK....... :lol: