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Rhia
03-09-2005, 11:28 AM
Once upon a time....A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant
you each a wish."


"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and -- abracadabra! -- two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: " Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra!
-the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story..... Men might be ungrateful idiots....
But fairies are......female.

Lady Sarah
03-09-2005, 11:46 AM
~snickersnorfgiggle~

THIS ONE is going home to Mama... she'll get a kick out of it!

Lennie
03-09-2005, 12:05 PM
:rotfl: Hehehe, I love it!

I guess the phrase, "Be careful what you wish for" is quite appropriate here

Cyranno DeBoberac
03-09-2005, 12:47 PM
I guess the phrase, "Be careful what you wish for" is quite appropriate here

But the moral of the story is....


... beware of chicks with sticks. :wink:

Margaret
03-09-2005, 12:52 PM
As Lennie's avitar says: PMS and a wand, any questions....

Love that BTW dearie!!!



You ment wands, didn't you Cyranno? :wink:

Morrigan Lynnea
03-10-2005, 06:40 PM
*Flicks wand in Cyranno's Direction*

Cyranno DeBoberac
03-10-2005, 11:55 PM
:shock:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Margaret
03-11-2005, 08:31 AM
*Looks down at the frog that used to be Cyranno*

I ain't kissing him...


Nice work Morrigan!! :D

Cyranno DeBoberac
03-11-2005, 04:10 PM
:pweeease:

Apropos
03-11-2005, 04:26 PM
Frog legs for dinner!!!!

ambar
03-11-2005, 05:04 PM
::kibbey starts batting the froggy with her paws::

Don't we gotta play with da food ifn we wants frog legs?

Cyranno DeBoberac
03-11-2005, 05:11 PM
:lumpy:

Apropos
03-11-2005, 06:22 PM
Too bad it's Lent. I don't eat meat on Fridays.

Margaret
03-11-2005, 08:42 PM
Morrigan better get her skirts back over here quick like.

Kibbey, no playing with your food please. 8)

Katie O'Connell
03-11-2005, 09:22 PM
Too bad it's Lent. I don't eat meat on Fridays.

Hey, Ap!

I thought frog legs counted as 'sea food'.

I mean, he's right there, so we can definately see food....

Veldrina Vladescu
03-11-2005, 09:22 PM
Awwwww! (takes pity on the poor Cyranno) :smooch:
I thought it was "beware chicks with d---".....hey look, he turned into a badger! www.badgerbadgerbadger.com :shock:

Cyranno DeBoberac
03-12-2005, 01:48 PM
Awwwww! (takes pity on the poor Cyranno) :smooch: :love:


www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
:stunned:
Thanks ever so much for that... it'll be weeks before I get that out of my head.... :augh:

Margaret
03-12-2005, 02:27 PM
Here you go Cyranno, a little something to get the Badger song out of your head

http://thefifthdistrict.com/potter/

:twisted:

loril13
03-12-2005, 03:12 PM
Thanks ever so much for that... it'll be weeks before I get that out of my head....

Actually months, years maybe. :twisted:
Just when you think it's gone away, it pops up on another board and it is badgers all over again :shock:

Lori
The Shy Wench

ambar
03-13-2005, 07:34 AM
For me, it's the bloody llama song....*sheesh*.....still catch myself humming it

Maggs: If you don't play with your food, how do you ensure that it is appropiately sized and of a sufficient firmness......err..... :oops: .....llama, duck? (Mangos and apples dear, get your mind outta der gutter! The rest of us are having a pool party)

Katie: Yup, I see him too. Qualifies as see food to me!

Margaret
03-13-2005, 08:54 AM
Maggs: If you don't play with your food, how do you ensure that it is appropiately sized and of a sufficient firmness......err..... :oops: .....llama, duck? (Mangos and apples dear, get your mind outta der gutter! The rest of us are having a pool party)



Good point there Kibby Dear. For one must assertain the proper firmness and suculant nature of ones..................food.

*nabs an apple from Am and takes a big bite. Durn apples getting us in trouble yet again*

Katie O'Connell
03-14-2005, 12:18 AM
Maggs: If you don't play with your food, how do you ensure that it is appropiately sized and of a sufficient firmness......err..... :oops: .....llama, duck? (Mangos and apples dear, get your mind outta der gutter! The rest of us are having a pool party)

If Mags leaves the gutter, how are the rest of us supposed to recognise her?


Katie: Yup, I see him too. Qualifies as see food to me!

And you know how to eat frog legs, don'cha? Nibble up one leg and then down the other. Yummy!

Oh, and speaking of Yummy, I have been remiss in my manners - THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for your earlier post with visual aids.

I may have passed out, but I had some GREAT dreams while I was 'away'. It took me a while, but I finally conviced those three alpha male types that they didn't really have to take turns. I'm a peaceful kinda wench. (or is that piece-full?).

OK, so there I was, tied to the mast of the Jolly Roger, completely helpless and surrounded by three delectible men with lustfull eyes---and then Maggie woke me up!!!

AAARGH! :tantrum:

ambar
03-14-2005, 12:55 AM
If Mags leaves the gutter, how are the rest of us supposed to recognise her?

Excellent point there....didn't quite think of that.......hrm........ :twisted: Name tag?



Katie: Yup, I see him too. Qualifies as see food to me!

And you know how to eat frog legs, don'cha? Nibble up one leg and then down the other. Yummy!

::starts looking for froggy to practice on::


Oh, and speaking of Yummy, I have been remiss in my manners - THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for your earlier post with visual aids.

You are quite welcome! I thought you might enjoy those :twisted:

Margaret
03-14-2005, 09:00 AM
If Mags leaves the gutter, how are the rest of us supposed to recognise her?

Excellent point there....didn't quite think of that.......hrm........ :twisted: Name tag?


Oh, you two are just silly. :pfft:

I have my own 'portable sewer' right here *points to head*. :wink: :twisted:

Cyranno DeBoberac
03-14-2005, 11:17 AM
Katie: Yup, I see him too. Qualifies as see food to me!
And you know how to eat frog legs, don'cha? Nibble up one leg and then down the other. Yummy!

::starts looking for froggy to practice on::

Ribbit!

Lady Sarah
03-14-2005, 11:22 AM
~nabs a mango and starts peeling the skin off~

you and me both Booksie!! awww yeah what luscious dreams those three images can conjure up. ::lesigh:: there is just something trashily sexy about a man in velvet and ostrich feathers... not to mention the damned boots. HIS FRELLIN' BOOTS!!!

whimpers, then starts humming 'kill da wabbit' while eyeing da froggie...

ambar
03-14-2005, 12:04 PM
::starts looking for froggy to practice on::

Ribbit!

::kibbey sneaks up behind froggy and pounces::