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03-11-2005, 12:04 PM
Six reasons computers are like men:

1. Size does matter.
2. In order to get them working, you have to turn them on.
3. They'll do what you want if you push the right buttons.
4. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
5. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half of the time, they are the problem.
6. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

Why men prefer computers to women:

1. You can always get upgrades without going to a plastic surgeon.
2. Computers will take a 3.5 floppy and be happy about it.
3. When you get tired of a computer, you can shut it off.

Three reasons computers are like women:

1. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
2. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
3. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(provided courtsey of my computer geek joke a day calendar)