TOP 10 INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED HEALTH CARE

[ambar]

TOP 10 INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN


10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."
5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is not a typographical error.
3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

[Lucy]

:rotfl: hehehe, thats great

[Lady Laurel]

The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

:shock: :rotfl:

[Morrigan Lynnea]

YIKES!!!! I think I view that more like " Top Ten Signs It's Time To Find A New Employer"!!!!!!! :hmm: :snicker:

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

...which then gets used as a tongue depressor.

[Lennie]

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

...which then gets used as a tongue depressor.

That could be for the environmentaly friendly health care plan (what a creative recycle plan^^)