Mum Tarts
04-19-2005, 10:45 PM
OK this is an oldie but I just love it!
This couple were on their honeymoon and just getting ready for bed, when the husband tosses his pants over to his wife and says "Here put these on." The wife does, and says to her husband "They dont fit!" The husband says "That's right and don't forget that I'm the only one who can wear the pants in the family" The wife then takes off her panties and flings them at her husband and says " Here you put these on." The husband tries to no avail and says " I can't get into them." The wife then says " That's right and that's the way it will stay unless you change your attitude!"
This couple were on their honeymoon and just getting ready for bed, when the husband tosses his pants over to his wife and says "Here put these on." The wife does, and says to her husband "They dont fit!" The husband says "That's right and don't forget that I'm the only one who can wear the pants in the family" The wife then takes off her panties and flings them at her husband and says " Here you put these on." The husband tries to no avail and says " I can't get into them." The wife then says " That's right and that's the way it will stay unless you change your attitude!"