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Lady Laurel
04-29-2005, 12:01 PM
Subject: FW: Why Men are Just Happier People
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>Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
>creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans
>take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
> >You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
>T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
>mechanics tell you the truth.
>
> >The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
>restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
>think
>of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
>character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
>
> >People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The
>occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected New shoes don't cut,
>blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations
>are
>over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5-day vacation
>requires only one suitcase . You can open all of your own jars. You get
>extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to
>invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
>
> > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
>than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
>to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
>color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only
>have
>to shave your face and neck.
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> >You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
>hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes = one color for all seasons. You can
>wear shorts no matter what how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with
>a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes
>No wonder men are happier.

Bonnie Strangeways
04-29-2005, 12:42 PM
:snicker: True dat!

Dmitri
04-29-2005, 01:45 PM
Boys rule , grrls drool!

Lady Laurel
04-29-2005, 02:09 PM
My favorite was that men can shop on Dec 24 in minutes and get it done. Its True.

Miracle Wench
04-29-2005, 02:15 PM
We may drool and you rule but WHEN you guys drool WE rule more.

Ha Ha

Dmitri
04-29-2005, 02:36 PM
We may drool and you rule but WHEN you guys drool WE rule more.

Ha Ha

we like to make you drool... from different places... :twisted:

shadow
04-29-2005, 03:19 PM
Im gonna go with D on this one

being a guy is AWESOME
8)

Miracle Wench
04-29-2005, 03:54 PM
Dmitri
OOOH LALA that sound like a challange. :wink:

Dmitri
04-29-2005, 03:56 PM
Dmitri
OOOH LALA that sound like a challange. :wink:

depends... Is it a challenge?

Miracle Wench
04-29-2005, 03:58 PM
shadow

Wenches are what makes you rogues so AWESOME

Bonnie Strangeways
04-29-2005, 04:55 PM
shadow

Wenches are what makes you rogues so AWESOME

mmmm, have to disagree with ya there. Rogues, especially the wonderful ones that we are privilaged to meet on this forum, are awesome in and of themselves. They need no assistance.

Miracle Wench
04-29-2005, 07:07 PM
Dmitri
Maybe it is we will just have to see sometime :wink:

Miracle Wench
04-29-2005, 07:11 PM
Bonnie
Ok your right I just have not meet to many from out East
Met a few out West and they need our help. :)

biker
04-30-2005, 03:25 AM
Bonnie
Ok your right I just have not meet to many from out East
Met a few out West and they need our help. :)

you met the wong ones then!!!! come to RPFS next year....

Dmitri
04-30-2005, 11:32 PM
Bonnie
Ok your right I just have not meet to many from out East
Met a few out West and they need our help. :)

and have you been to Tux? not to knock other rogues at other faires, but Tux is where we created the Guild...

Miracle Wench
05-01-2005, 08:59 PM
I will have to check it out maybe from all the angles :wink:
A blonde question when and where is it at? :oops:

Dmitri
05-03-2005, 08:49 AM
I will have to check it out maybe from all the angles :wink:
A blonde question when and where is it at? :oops:

the Tux website:

http://www.renfair.com/NY/ :wink:

Eric McTavish
05-03-2005, 10:00 AM
My favorite was that men can shop on Dec 24 in minutes and get it done. Its True.

Been there, Done that! :D