View Full Version : For the nurses in all of us.

05-27-2005, 12:00 PM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the
mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young
nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close
look and says, "There 's nothing wrong with them,

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... A r e-
m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Lady Laurel
05-27-2005, 12:44 PM

Miracle Wench
05-27-2005, 04:03 PM
That one is for all the guys out there. sorry could not help myself.
Makes me want to be nurse just for that part.

05-27-2005, 06:31 PM
*groan*.....yeah, OK, that's funny!

05-27-2005, 09:04 PM
:snarf: That was funny!!!!
I'm going to have to share.