NJRK come and visit! (Crossposted to Hussies Hangout)

[destinyrose10]

Greetings all! Just a reminder that New Jersey Renaissance Kingdom opened last weekend and will be running every weekend in June. The booth of the Wooden Wench is the Guild Sign in booth. If we have the room you can throw some stuff under the table to store. Hope to see you there!

[WenchLadyKate]

I'll be there on Sunday with Cyranno... See you Sunday! How's the shopping down there this year?

[Gabrielle.Riley]

aaaaaaaaaah I can't wait to see you guys!

[WenchLadyKate]

oooh, I didn't know you were gonna be there, you work there? Or you just going to hang out? And is there alcohol there or should I locate my flask?

[Drea Beth]

I'll be there on Sunday with Cyranno... See you Sunday! How's the shopping down there this year?

Yay!!! I'll be working on Sunday... somewhere. My guess would be either front gate or archery or both or something. Look for me!!!! :)

And for shopping... it's "typical". Except for that Wooden Wench booth. You should go there and buy one of everything you see! :lol:

[destinyrose10]

Thanks for the shameless pug Drea. I am going to be sooooo happy to see you and Cyrano though. :twisted:

[destinyrose10]

Oh and Gabs works for me in the booth... I'm such a pimpette. :whip:

[Pathos]

And is there alcohol there or should I locate my flask?
It's a dry faire Hon. :cry:

[destinyrose10]

But we could all go out after hours... :haloslip:

[WenchLadyKate]

But we could all go out after hours... :haloslip:

Oooh, now there's a thought!

Pathos, you gonna be there? :wink:

[Pathos]

Pathos, you gonna be there? :wink:
Hadn't even given it a thought there Sweets. What with no booze and all. 8)

When I get home I'll check out the site to see where it is and maybe I WILL. :wink:

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

It's a dry faire Hon. :cry:

I imagine it'll get wetter once I arrive. ;)

[Pathos]

I imagine it'll get wetter once I arrive. ;)
You're gonna' be there? In that case I think I'll be busy that day. :P

[destinyrose10]

[quote="Pathos
Hadn't even given it a thought there Sweets. What with no booze and all. 8)

When I get home I'll check out the site to see where it is and maybe I WILL. :wink:[/quote]

Hey even without the booze we still have fun! :pfft:

Hee hee hee

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

I imagine it'll get wetter once I arrive. ;)
You're gonna' be there? In that case I think I'll be busy that day. :P
The kingdom isn't big enough for the two of us. :D

[Pathos]

The kingdom isn't big enough for the two of us. :D
Swords at dawn then?

Nah that's too early. 'Specially with the inevitable hangover. How 'bout we make it dusk? 8)

[Gabrielle.Riley]

aww now Pathos you have to come. I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you yet!

Sunday is shaping up to be nice and dry according to Weather.com. Knock on wood... haha I kinda made a funny.

[Pathos]

OK I just checked out the website.

What's with the whole King Arthur and the Quest for the Holy Grail thing? Is it the New Jersey RENAISSANCE Kingdom or the New Jersey Medieval/Dark Ages Kingdom?

King Arthur is only about 7 or 8 CENTURIES from what we call the Renaissance. (if he existed at all!)

Small point I know but I can be annoying like that. :P

[Gabrielle.Riley]

it's the New Jersey if-you-don't-come-we-will-be-sad Kingdom. now stop overanalyzing and have fun!

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

What's with the whole King Arthur and the Quest for the Holy Grail thing? Is it the New Jersey RENAISSANCE Kingdom or the New Jersey Medieval/Dark Ages Kingdom?

King Arthur is only about 7 or 8 CENTURIES from what we call the Renaissance. (if he existed at all!)

Dude... this is Faire, not SCA. We laugh at the Period Police. :)

In any case, don't come; more wenches for me! :singdanc:

[Pathos]

Oh I know we're not strict on period but you know...we're talking half a MILLENNIA!!! 8)

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

It's "half a milennium", not "half a milennia". Millennia is plural.

If you want to get strict on something, try grammar. :moon:

[Pathos]

Hhhmmm...nice try Mr. Fancy Pants.

If a millennia is plural then that's 2 thousand years. Half of that is 1 thousand years. 800 years is nearly 1 thousand. At least in the general way we talk about history.

If YOU want to get strict on something, try MATH.

I expected a little more from an MIT graduate. :x

[Janelle of Warren]

*waves cheerfully*

I'm at NJRK as well. I play Lauralie the Liar on the fairway and Heloise the Enchantress on the 1:15 and 4:15 Enchanted Forest Tours.

Be sure to see the Tortellinis. Rosalina has a beautiful new dress. ;-)

[LadyRadar]

I'm probably going to be there for a couple hours on Saturday...yay for me!!!

[destinyrose10]

it's the New Jersey if-you-don't-come-we-will-be-sad Kingdom. now stop overanalyzing and have fun!

HAHAHAHAA!!! That's what I think too. Oh and your pun was a little oaky I mean hokey.
:roll:

[destinyrose10]

Be sure to see the Tortellinis. Rosalina has a beautiful new dress. ;-)

Oh and she is soooo sexy in it... what can I say I am Rosalina's lesbian lover SSSSHHHH :shhh: don't tell the King of Northumbria.

AAAANNNNDDDD... Would you boys please stop arguing about semantics and stuff? You are bumming me out and you wouldn't want the Wooden Wench to be sad would you? :pout:

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

Hhhmmm...nice try Mr. Fancy Pants.

If a millennia is plural then that's 2 thousand years. Half of that is 1 thousand years. 800 years is nearly 1 thousand. At least in the general way we talk about history.

If YOU want to get strict on something, try MATH.

Hmmmm, let's see.....


we're talking half a MILLENNIA!!! 8)
Last edited by Pathos on Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:08 pm; edited 1 time in total

I do believe that prior to the editing that came just 4 minutes before your post, that passage originally read (emphasis mine):

we're talking over half a MILLENNIA!!! 8)

Which would be incorrect mathematically (800 being less than 1000 and all) even if one accepts your tortured interpretation of grammar.

Online History Revisionism is really quite unbecoming....


I expected a little more from an MIT graduate. :x
Evidently you expected a lot less if you thought you could fool this one. :lol:

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

AAAANNNNDDDD... Would you boys please stop arguing
Oh don't mind us... just a couple of rogues swinging their dicks around. I'll try to make sure I don't inadvertently hit you in the eye. ;)


about semantics
Hey, I'm all up for some antics if you are! :)


You are bumming me out and you wouldn't want the Wooden Wench to be sad would you? :pout:
Perhaps, but if only for the opportunity to cheer you up afterwards. :twisted:

[Pathos]

I do believe that prior to the editing that came just 4 minutes before your post
Bah...I had to try something. :oops:



AAAANNNNDDDD... Would you boys please stop arguing
Oh don't mind us... just a couple of rogues swinging their dicks around.
Exactly. It's just fun to argue with Bob sometimes about trivial things. 8)

[Drea Beth]

Be sure to see the Tortellinis. Rosalina has a beautiful new dress. ;-)

Oh and she is soooo sexy in it... what can I say I am Rosalina's lesbian lover SSSSHHHH :shhh: don't tell the King of Northumbria.

If the good king is like most men, he'll be inviting you on the honeymoon doll!!!

I'm so glad that everyone loves Roselina's new dress. Must take pictures for the resume!

See y'all Sunday. :star:

[destinyrose10]

Hhhmmm...nice try Mr. Fancy Pants.

If a millennia is plural then that's 2 thousand years. Half of that is 1 thousand years. 800 years is nearly 1 thousand. At least in the general way we talk about history.

If YOU want to get strict on something, try MATH.

Hmmmm, let's see.....


we're talking half a MILLENNIA!!! 8)
Last edited by Pathos on Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:08 pm; edited 1 time in total

I do believe that prior to the editing that came just 4 minutes before your post, that passage originally read (emphasis mine):

we're talking over half a MILLENNIA!!! 8)

Which would be incorrect mathematically (800 being less than 1000 and all) even if one accepts your tortured interpretation of grammar.

Online History Revisionism is really quite unbecoming....


I expected a little more from an MIT graduate. :x
Evidently you expected a lot less if you thought you could fool this one. :lol:

Please boys and for the sake of the rest of us just shut up and have some fun LOL

[destinyrose10]

I do believe that prior to the editing that came just 4 minutes before your post
Bah...I had to try something. :oops:



AAAANNNNDDDD... Would you boys please stop arguing
Oh don't mind us... just a couple of rogues swinging their dicks around.
Exactly. It's just fun to argue with Bob sometimes about trivial things. 8)

Okay okay swing if you must just don't hurt yourselves or me that wouldn't do anyone any good. :whip:

[Alianne]

AAAANNNNDDDD... Would you boys please stop arguing
Oh don't mind us... just a couple of rogues swinging their dicks around. I'll try to make sure I don't inadvertently hit you in the eye. ;)

Yeah, 'cause it's funny 'till someone puts an eye out.

So, what are you and Pathos going to do....each take turns standing on a chair? :twisted:

[Pathos]

So, what are you and Pathos going to do....each take turns standing on a chair? :twisted:
I can't speak for Bob of course but with what I'm packing...I don't need to stand on a chair! :P

BA DOOM SMASH!!! :wink:

[Janelle of Warren]

Oh and Gabs works for me in the booth... I'm such a pimpette. :whip:

Gabrielle - are you the "pure soul" who assisted me (Enchantress Heloise) in placing the Heart of the Forest into the cornerstone?

[Gabrielle.Riley]

haha yes that's me! "pure soul" - quotation marks and everything



AAAANNNNDDDD... Would you boys please stop arguing about semantics and stuff? You are bumming me out and you wouldn't want the Wooden Wench to be sad would you? :pout:

Yeah seriously guys, she might warp the wood and then what would she sell??
*shuts up* too many answers, not enough time to duck

[Alianne]

So, what are you and Pathos going to do....each take turns standing on a chair? :twisted:
I can't speak for Bob of course but with what I'm packing...I don't need to stand on a chair! :P

BA DOOM SMASH!!! :wink:

I didn't realize the local 'U-Rent-It' carried snap-on tools now.

Your late fees must be killer! ;)

[Janelle of Warren]

[quote="Gabrielle.Riley"]haha yes that's me! "pure soul" - quotation marks and everything

[quote="destinyrose10"]

*with an innocent blink* But, but..........Sir Accolon himself vouched for your purity! :haloslip:

[Drea Beth]

[quote="Gabrielle.Riley"]haha yes that's me! "pure soul" - quotation marks and everything

[quote=destinyrose10]

*with an innocent blink* But, but..........Sir Accolon himself vouched for your purity! :haloslip:

Oh yeah... Like [i]that[/] means anything! He's not exactly a boy scout, ya know! :star:

[Janelle of Warren]

[quote=Gabrielle.Riley]haha yes that's me! "pure soul" - quotation marks and everything

[quote=destinyrose10]

*with an innocent blink* But, but..........Sir Accolon himself vouched for your purity! :haloslip:

Oh yeah... Like [i]that[/] means anything! He's not exactly a boy scout, ya know! :star:

But he has an "Eagle" eye. (Of course, he may have plucked it out of the eagle's eye socket. :wink:

[Janelle of Warren]

I'll be there on Sunday with Cyranno... See you Sunday! How's the shopping down there this year?

It was a pleasure meeting both of you (and, yes, my liar sign is off) :-)

[WenchLadyKate]

I'll be there on Sunday with Cyranno... See you Sunday! How's the shopping down there this year?

It was a pleasure meeting both of you (and, yes, my liar sign is off) :-)

It was a pleasure meeting you as well! :) It was such a hot day, but still lots of fun! It's always a good day when you meet new wenches, see good friends and buy new sparklies!

[Janelle of Warren]

Hey Hon,
Missed you on Sunday. Is everything okay?







[quote=Gabrielle.Riley]haha yes that's me! "pure soul" - quotation marks and everything

[quote=destinyrose10]

*with an innocent blink* But, but..........Sir Accolon himself vouched for your purity! :haloslip:

Oh yeah... Like [i]that[/] means anything! He's not exactly a boy scout, ya know! :star:

[Gabrielle.Riley]

soooooooooo who's coming this weekend?? I'll be there Sunday!

[Pathos]

Well Hon with that new avatar of yours I might have to make more of an effort this weekend. :P

[Drea Beth]

soooooooooo who's coming this weekend?? I'll be there Sunday!

::biting my tounge resisting the obvious comments::

I should be there both days this weekend, barring the unforseen. The Kilted Monkey will only be there on Saturday though.

[Gabrielle.Riley]

*stomp, pout* I want to see the Kilted Monkey!! Erg for family plans...

[LadyRadar]

I'm dying to go this weekend, if only to see my boy, but that's beside the point. I had a really good time both weekends that I went. Not to mention the fact that my garb is so good the people there put me to work because they thought I was working it. When they found out differently, all they really said was "You are now" and continued to put me to work. It was awesome.

Not to mention the friends I saw and the boys I met....

[Drea Beth]

I'm dying to go this weekend, if only to see my boy, but that's beside the point. I had a really good time both weekends that I went. Not to mention the fact that my garb is so good the people there put me to work because they thought I was working it. When they found out differently, all they really said was "You are now" and continued to put me to work. It was awesome.

Not to mention the friends I saw and the boys I met....

If you make it this weekend, find your way up to archery and say hi! And make sure to stop by the Wooden Wench and sign in the guild book.