Scarlett Rogue
06-17-2005, 01:28 PM
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for
six
months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could
deal
with that, too.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone
who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I
could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS
that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I want to be a bear.
six
months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could
deal
with that, too.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone
who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I
could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS
that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I want to be a bear.