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06-19-2005, 02:03 AM
A Joke

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day, he rented his boat to a bunch of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknowest to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in hs absence. When he got back on shore, he went into town to pick a few things at the grocery store.

A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, " I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell, no! Fact is I am sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and leaked like crazy."

"I guess what really finished her off +was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get into her all at one time and she split right up the middle."

The old lady fainted.

Tapestry MacGillicuddly
06-19-2005, 08:55 AM
:moon: :rotfl:

Careful now... you don't want to get laughing too hard... That was a good one.

Miracle Wench
06-19-2005, 08:55 AM

Scarlett Rogue
06-19-2005, 10:21 AM
:snarf: :snarf: :rotfl: