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Scarlett Rogue
06-23-2005, 10:20 AM
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?



A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in
this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know
that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE
DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they
wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they
did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the
chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE
HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME
STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . . .

I'm sorry. What was the question?

MaidenFaeSnow
06-23-2005, 10:24 AM
How man women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lady Laurel
06-23-2005, 10:33 AM
OMG I am going to send this to every women I know. Its like the whole truth.
Lets not talk about the toilet paper role. :!:

Dmitri
06-23-2005, 12:22 PM
Course then there's the joke:


"why do women get there periods?"

Scarlett Rogue
06-23-2005, 01:54 PM
Course then there's the joke:


"why do women get there periods?"

*peers warily at Dmitri* err mmmm ...Do I even want to ask?

Dmitri
06-23-2005, 02:21 PM
no... you don't...

Katie O'Connell
06-24-2005, 10:11 AM
Course then there's the joke:


"why do women get there periods?"

Let me take a stab (no, not at you, Dmitri) at this....

"So they know when to stop talking?"

Well, since we're asking: how many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

I've heard two different answers.

1} One, he holds the lighbulb in place and waits for the world to revolve around him.

and

2) Two...one to change the bulb, and the other to listen while he brags about how he screwed it.

Happy Friday, folks! :D

MaidenFaeSnow
06-24-2005, 10:15 AM
I've heard two different answers.

1} One, he holds the lighbulb in place and waits for the world to revolve around him.

and

2) Two...one to change the bulb, and the other to listen while he brags about how he screwed it.

Happy Friday, folks! :D

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I believe BOTH of them!!

Dmitri
06-24-2005, 10:28 AM
fine...


Why do women get their Periods?




... Because they deserve them...

(told you you didn't want to know)

ambar
06-24-2005, 11:55 AM
::Stands back with one eyebrow raised looking up and down Dmitri::

We finally meet face to face at Tux right?

Dmitri
06-24-2005, 12:05 PM
Yeah Doll... But you'll have to go thru Vel to get to me...

ambar
06-24-2005, 12:13 PM
Not if I use a sniper rifle and scope.

Dmitri
06-24-2005, 12:32 PM
fair enough... But Vel would find you.... And I doubt very much what would happen after would be quick OR clean...

She's rather vicious that one...

ambar
06-24-2005, 12:39 PM
::thinks for a minute:: It would be bloody and painful. I'll give you that. VERY painful for me that is as I lay bleeding and dieing on the floor.

Dmitri
06-24-2005, 12:56 PM
SO you see the error of your plan... For while the gratification of watching the back of my head explode and tendrils of my medula oblongata fly away in coily loops before I hit the ground with a wet and sickening thud might be nice. The ramification of someone tying you down and forcing you to eat your own roasted feet before you die is probably not worth it...

Angel_of_Fire
06-24-2005, 02:18 PM
ewwww feet are gross(this is coming for a person with a foot phobia{sp??}) but ya know it might be worth it! :thinking: maybe? :rotfl:

Artemisia
06-24-2005, 02:24 PM
Not if I use a sniper rifle and scope.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/theartemis/loaded_cat-tm.jpg


SO you see the error of your plan...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/theartemis/250_cat-gun.jpg

Lady Sarah
06-24-2005, 02:27 PM
can't recall where, but I hear that brains with scrambled eggs is good eats.

And brains do not come out in coiled loops - that'd be your intestines. At the very best, from high velocity bullet impact, you'd have spattered chunks.

Artie, LOVE the Kibby Sniper!!

Scarlett Rogue
06-24-2005, 03:05 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/theartemis/loaded_cat-tm.jpg


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/theartemis/250_cat-gun.jpg


That is just too adorable!! :hearts:

ambar
06-24-2005, 03:27 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arte - I have no idea where you find those, but I LOVE them!!!!!!!

The Doxie with Moxie
06-24-2005, 11:21 PM
LADY SARAH WROTE:



can't recall where, but I hear that brains with scrambled eggs is good eats


My Dad's wife is from India and she eats fried sheep brains':blech:' all the time. It looks like pink mashed potatoes. One morning she tried to tell me she was eating mashed taters with Indian ketchup (no sugar in the ketchup and instead there is heat.. yummy Hot Indian ketchup) mixed in. I was just about to eat a forkful when my Dad saved me. There is only one organ I am willing to have in my mouth and it's not a brain; though I do believe there are those out there who use this particular organ to do all their thinking!':lol:'