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shadowcat546
05-12-2009, 12:17 AM
a repost of "d'oh" moments, from a friend of mine:


Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . ..
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day ????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!

There now, Feeling Better?

Mistress Morigianna
05-12-2009, 01:36 AM
i saw that first one on the showtime ladies detctive a few weeks ago!

Cyranno DeBoberac
05-12-2009, 02:31 AM
http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.asp

Roberto Phoenix
05-12-2009, 10:48 PM
Quote-What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!

I think he has a brother or cousin named Achmed. They use to drive to terrorist trainning camp together in a powder blue Prius

daBaroness
05-14-2009, 02:38 AM
http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.asp

Awwwww c'mon Bob - nobody said they were true stories. They're just funny to think about!

Lady Sarah
05-14-2009, 11:02 AM
I think he has a brother or cousin named Achmed. They use to drive to terrorist trainning camp together in a powder blue Prius

*SNORT!!!*

For the freakin' win!

Conall Crow
05-14-2009, 12:02 PM
Thought I would add the following to this thread...... Quote "To all you hunters who kill for food, shame on you. You ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there. Where no animals were harmed." ::doh::

renspazgirl
05-14-2009, 01:02 PM
Thought I would add the following to this thread...... Quote "To all you hunters who kill for food, shame on you. You ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there. Where no animals were harmed." ::doh::


OMG... Seriously...ROFL *rotfl*

Thanks... I needed that today.

Conall Crow
05-14-2009, 02:16 PM
I think I'll just go pick some chips off the Doritos tree in the backyard to go with the stiff drink I think I need right now.

They walk among us & they are allowed to vote !!!!!!!! ::whistle:::lol:



OMG... Seriously...ROFL *rotfl*

Thanks... I needed that today.