View Full Version : The Little Girl on the Plane

Duchess of Wenchester
05-22-2009, 10:23 AM
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

05-22-2009, 10:30 AM
*rotfl* Very nice. I will have to try to remember that.

05-22-2009, 11:23 AM
Cute! *rotfl*

05-22-2009, 01:26 PM
*rotfl**rotfl* niiiiice!

05-22-2009, 01:28 PM
*rotfl**rotfl*I'll have to remember that for my next plane ride.

05-22-2009, 01:48 PM
::rimshot: I'm here all week, try the veal and tip your waitress!