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SilverMirth
07-08-2009, 09:17 PM
Drunk badger disrupts traffic in Germany



BERLIN (Reuters) – A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said Wednesday. A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road -- only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.
Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhoea. Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.

Mistress Morigianna
07-08-2009, 09:54 PM
LOL- they should have poked it with a spoon....

Vixynne Rose
07-09-2009, 12:36 AM
LOL- they should have poked it with a spoon....

:bow:
Well played, Mistress M! :lol:

daBaroness
07-12-2009, 12:19 AM
Nah - everyone knows Badgers are no match to Gophers, Wolverines or Buckeyes. <snork>

Phoenix McHeit
07-12-2009, 10:18 AM
Nah - everyone knows Badgers are no match to Gophers, Wolverines or Buckeyes. <snork>

But, what about ...


MUSHROOMS!!!!!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers

SilverMirth
07-12-2009, 01:12 PM
But, what about ...


MUSHROOMS!!!!!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers

ACK! I wondered how long it would take before someone posted it. lol

Lady Sarah
07-12-2009, 02:27 PM
HEE!!!

This blogger's at least got a sense of humor.

http://screamingbadger.wordpress.com/2009/05/28/hello-world/