View Full Version : You know you're getting old when....

12-04-2009, 08:12 PM
You know you're getting old when....

You're still chasing women but can't remember why.
You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.
You burn the midnight oil at 9 P. M.
Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 years ago today."
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl.
You get winded playing chess.
You just can't stand people who are intolerant.
After painting the town red, you have to wait a long time before applying the second coat.
You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.

12-04-2009, 10:07 PM
... you see cars from your childhood included in the "Classic Cars" division of the Christmas Parade...

Ravin' Raven
12-05-2009, 10:37 AM
You notice the animation errors in Charlie Brown's Christmas.

12-05-2009, 02:52 PM
... when you say to the cashier at your local grocery store:
"15 years ago, this was nothing but fields and trees!"

(really. I did this just today. yes... really)

12-06-2009, 11:41 AM
Or...30 years ago, there was no mall here, and we used to have keg parties, right over THERE! *rotfl*

Mistress Morigianna
12-06-2009, 03:58 PM
how about-
in an auto store..... hmmmhmmmm yes this is about the right spot....

Clerk-hello can I help you?
me- Oh not really, I used to live in the house the had here before they tore it down for the strip mall. I think this display is where my bedroom was. You should sell lots of these- there was lots of orgasms on this spot!:bow:

and then buy some motor oil and leave..... *rotfl*

Mistress Morigianna
12-06-2009, 04:00 PM
I also am old because I do not under stand the clothes- I just want to yank all those pants on boys & girl right up to the waist! I keep telling my friends little girl- pull your pants up! You are not britney spears! (then i was corrected- she isn't hannah montana) oh she is in the first grade.....

Lady Anne
12-06-2009, 11:36 PM
When new songs you used to enjoy as in high school and college are now being played on the "oldies" and "Classic rock" stations!?