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Lady Anisette
01-04-2010, 03:34 PM
My friend Deseree sent this to me. I know that women come in all shapes and sizes. I post this, not to put down women who are thin by nature. I post this, because I think it is delightfully funny.



Recently, in a large city in France, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"


A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.


To Whom It May Concern,
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans.) They have an active sex life, get pregnant and have adorable baby whales.


They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia , the Bering Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia .


Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.


Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human?


They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex? Just look at them ... where is IT? Therefore, they don't have kids either.


Not to mention, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?


The choice is perfectly clear to me: I want to be a whale.


P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate with my friends.


With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.


So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, ¨Good grief, look how smart I am!”

Buxom Wench
01-04-2010, 03:37 PM
Jody!.... I luv you. ::hug::

Torra
01-04-2010, 06:29 PM
As someone who happens to be naturally slender, I find this wonderful. I am only slender while I'm young, then life and metabolism will catch up with me. When that happens, I will think of this and laugh. In the meantime, I've sent it to my mom, aunts, and future mother-in-law - they're all women who are "enormously cultured".

Lady Hefron
01-04-2010, 06:52 PM
Jody...you are my Hero. I love this.

Bronya
01-04-2010, 07:05 PM
::hearye::

Taffy Saltwater
01-04-2010, 10:37 PM
Good God, my ass must be Albert Einstein!

LdyJhawk
01-05-2010, 01:05 AM
..well clearly I am awash in intelligence.. and a big ass

Gemdrite
01-05-2010, 02:10 AM
Hehe, I reposted this on Facebook as a note labeled to my "intelligent" friends, lol.

Mistress Morigianna
01-05-2010, 03:53 AM
I knew there was a reason a I made a victorian bathing suit out of purple whale fabric.....

Alluring Alora
01-05-2010, 02:11 PM
I LOVE THIS!!!! :bow:

Thanks for sharing!

Phoenix McHeit
01-05-2010, 02:29 PM
...now if only my knees could handle all my culture and smarts, without hurting. :lol:

Betty Munro
01-05-2010, 08:42 PM
Loooooove it!

Alchemist23
01-05-2010, 09:38 PM
HAHA! Love it.

littlekitty381
01-07-2010, 10:21 PM
LOL.. I love it.. I will pass it on I laughed when I saw it.. Thank you for posting it.. You are wonderfull for doing so..

Madam Mary:cheer:

renren
01-11-2010, 02:49 PM
Awesome. Simply fantastic!