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surlywench
02-10-2010, 02:02 PM
You may now call me "Sister Cutlass of Compassion"

What's Yours?

http://www.whump.com/dropbox/other/ujname.html

Lady Saffron McDaniel
02-10-2010, 02:07 PM
I'm Sister Sword of Mild Reason.

Kathryn Blakeley
02-10-2010, 02:21 PM
Sister Jackhammer of Desirable Mindfulness

Lady Sarah
02-10-2010, 02:29 PM
Sister Main Gauche of Courteous Debate

surlywench
02-10-2010, 02:35 PM
Sister Main Gauche of Courteous Debate

keepin it short and to the point?



sorry....i know that was awful...

Vixynne Rose
02-10-2010, 03:26 PM
Sister Claymore of Loving Kindness, at your service. *curtsies*

ETA: (Has anyone read through the article (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL) that this meme is based on? It's brain-bogglin' fun for all...apparently the writer of the article received some spam email that leads off with the paragraph below, and descends into nonsensical blather from there on...though I think it might be trying to be tongue-in-cheek blather!)

"Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary..."

Patsy the Loomer
02-10-2010, 03:29 PM
I am Brother Claymore of Compassion.

PS
the concept of a Unitarian Jihad is fecking hilarious.

Phoenix McHeit
02-10-2010, 03:32 PM
O am forthwith to be referred to as

The Spikey Mace of Love and Mercy


and for those PARF-ers who know of my cleavage adornment, that's just too apt! :lol:

surlywench
02-10-2010, 03:36 PM
I am Brother Claymore of Compassion.

PS
the concept of a Unitarian Jihad is fecking hilarious.

It's right up there with that Quaker plot to take over the world via "Friendly Global Domination"

Patsy the Loomer
02-10-2010, 03:49 PM
It's right up there with that Quaker plot to take over the world via "Friendly Global Domination"

?
The Googles do nothing...

Lady Sarah
02-10-2010, 03:55 PM
keepin it short and to the point?



sorry....i know that was awful...

Irony. We haz it.

SpeedKnight
02-10-2010, 03:56 PM
After reasoned and lengthy discussion, the committee reached a consensus that I should be called:
Brother Howitzer of Moderation

Lady Sarah
02-10-2010, 03:58 PM
Brother Howitzer of Moderation


BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Now THAT, is irony at it's finest.

Bronya
02-10-2010, 04:06 PM
Sister Spikey Mace of Reasoned Discussion if you please.

Jamianne
02-10-2010, 04:58 PM
Sibling Cattle Prod of Forgiveness.

Does this mean I'm now allowed to carry one when I go shopping? ::whistle::

surlywench
02-10-2010, 05:05 PM
?
The Googles do nothing...

no, they wouldn't in this case, lol. A friend of mine worked for a Quaker School out in Iowa. "Friendly Global Domination" was something borne of a staff retreat, and a very, very very late night.

Jayde
02-10-2010, 09:01 PM
Sister Hand Grenade of Reasoned Discussion

Isabelle Warwicke
02-10-2010, 10:07 PM
You may now pay reverance to:

The Shotgun of Reasoned Discussion

LdyJhawk
02-10-2010, 10:33 PM
*blinkblink*

Sister Neutron Bomb of Courteous Debate

Lady Marta
02-10-2010, 10:41 PM
Sister Howitzer of Quiet Reflection....

lol.... my poor husband.... lol*rotfl*

SpeedKnight
02-10-2010, 10:42 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Now THAT, is irony at it's finest.

Not much that's moderate about a Howitzer, is there? Or me. ;-)

Annean
02-10-2010, 11:17 PM
Sister Howitzer of Quiet Reflection....

lol.... my poor husband.... lol*rotfl*

Talk about scared Hubbys, mine is Sister Katana of Enlightenment.

*rotfl**rotfl**rotfl*

BronxGirl
02-11-2010, 12:18 AM
After reasoned and lengthy discussion, the committee reached a consensus that you should be called:


Sister Spikey Mace of Enlightened Compassion

Conall Crow
02-11-2010, 03:28 AM
Not sure about mine, but here goes....

Inspired by Jon Carroll's column in the Chronicle, and after reasoned and lengthy discussion, the committee reached a consensus that you should be called:

Brother Nunchuku of Love and Mercy

SilverMirth
02-11-2010, 05:56 AM
I'm Sister Katana of Patience

Blue Pixie
02-11-2010, 08:43 AM
My name shall now be:

Sibling Broadsword of Patience

Due that is scary because I work with children all day and I'm told I'm the most patience person at my work!

Lady Marta
02-11-2010, 03:08 PM
Talk about scared Hubbys, mine is Sister Katana of Enlightenment.

*rotfl**rotfl**rotfl*



this really explains alot....

Alchemist23
02-12-2010, 10:34 AM
Sister Sabre of Forgiveness here.

:D

Holly Jo Alford
02-18-2010, 04:28 AM
Greetings from Sister Machine Gun of Looking at All Sides of the Question - Ahhh, they knew I was a Libra!

Garrison Keillor should be told what these Unitarians are up to.... ;-)