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SilverMirth
03-05-2010, 08:41 PM
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''

Lady Hefron
03-05-2010, 09:37 PM
Woman after my own heart.

Mistress Morigianna
03-06-2010, 12:10 AM
ooohhh I am a wedding consultant and wish I could post this on my site- LOL

LissaRoisin
03-06-2010, 12:58 AM
Love it!

Isabelle Warwicke
03-06-2010, 03:25 AM
Rock on sister! Let your bitch flag fly!

SilverMirth
03-06-2010, 11:32 AM
ooohhh I am a wedding consultant and wish I could post this on my site- LOL
You know you could create a "wedding humor" page and put up the disclaimer that this meant for humor only and not a statement of any intent or actual happening. Find jokes that poke at every situation and member of the wedding party.

Alchemist23
03-06-2010, 03:14 PM
YES!!!! Hahaha!

Bronya
03-06-2010, 08:45 PM
You know you could create a "wedding humor" page and put up the disclaimer that this meant for humor only and not a statement of any intent or actual happening. Find jokes that poke at every situation and member of the wedding party.

I wads thinking how fun it would be to put that on my site......I so have soem cute little jokes that I give to my brides with their book and most get a kick out of them. I might just throw this in too