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Theophilous
04-01-2010, 05:39 PM
I hear of a man with a duck
who had the most terrible luck
Diabetes it seems
had invaded his jeans
and now he could no longer…
unthinkingly consume large quantities of carbohydrates.

Isabelle Warwicke
04-01-2010, 11:50 PM
I sat next to the Duchess at Tea
She was as sweet as a Duchess should be
But her rumblings abdominal
were simple abominable
And everyone thought it was ME!

Cyranno DeBoberac
04-02-2010, 12:03 AM
My drooling butt boil
Incubates sweet sausage spray
Smell my tongue and scream


Oh wait... limericks... I thought this was the haiku thread. Sorry, my bad.

Isabelle Warwicke
04-02-2010, 08:14 AM
Oh wait... limericks... I thought this was the haiku thread. Sorry, my bad.

I'm sure we'll recover....someday.

I once met a man from Glassock,
who had holes down the length of his *ahem*.
But his lover Umberto
could play a concerto,
Like Johannes Sebastian Bach.