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daBaroness
07-14-2010, 06:07 PM
A friend sent this to me and I loved it, so of course I had to share it. All of you older than 35 can relate the best!

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old!
Well You'll love this one.
My name is Pauline, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his D.D.S. diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
When did you graduate?' I asked.
He answered, 'In 1975. Why do you ask?'
You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly,
old,
balding,
wrinkled-faced,
fat-assed,
gray-haired,
decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked,
"What did you teach?"

La Femme Meow
07-14-2010, 07:07 PM
LOL!!!! Love it. Will be sure to pass this on!

Thistle
07-15-2010, 12:20 AM
Going to borrow this one!

renren
07-15-2010, 12:15 PM
*rotfl*
And.. then she slapped the shit outta him, I bet!