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jack spratt
09-06-2010, 03:24 PM
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN








Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa



half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!





Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe -

well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.




Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain

very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.




Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece -

gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.




Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain

with a glorious and all-conquering past.




Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel

has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.




Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -

cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.




After 70, she becomes Tibet

wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...

an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.





GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN



Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran

ruled by a couple of nuts.

Lady Hefron
09-06-2010, 07:11 PM
::clappin: Very funny.

The 6th Rogue
09-08-2010, 12:03 PM
LOL! I'll give that a Huzzah!

Roberto Phoenix
09-13-2010, 11:57 PM
Funny stuff but in retort I would have to say that it would have to take a couple of boobs to come up with something like that. ::kooky::