View Full Version : Puns and groaners

01-24-2011, 02:27 PM
HUnter is collecting puns and related nonsense again... or should I say still. I found this one for his collection this morning. It's a real groaner.

It was a doctor's regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home and, aware of his habit, the bartender would always have the drink waiting for him at precisely 5:18 PM. One afternoon as the end of the work-day neared the bartender was dismayed to find he was out of hazelnut extract but, thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink, then exclaimed: "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri", to which the bartender replied, "No, I'm sorry, it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

01-26-2011, 12:02 PM
Might I be able to add to this thread... ??? AND Can it be a visual....


- ShadowHawke -