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Vixynne Rose
08-24-2012, 09:23 PM
Okay, ladies (and Rogues)---I don't know if this has been done in another thread, waybackwhen, but as I was perusing my faire music collection on iTunes, I got to wonderin'.

I know not all Locals/faires have Wench Walks or pub sing events, but just for fun: what's your best/funniest/bawdiest or most creative verse to "Roll Your Leg Over"? Mine is in my sig, wrote it myself (at least, as far as I know, it hadn't been done before I wrote it).
Add your own old chestnut or make up a new one, and add it below!

Need a refresher (or never heard the song)? Here's a link to NYRF cast members singing their version, which ends with "it's better that way" rather than "the Man in the Moon" for each verse. [/URL][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=PRmKRA9bcbg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wbcx3iMccs&feature=relmfu)

Come on, what's your fave? ::wicked::

08-24-2012, 09:31 PM
OK - my chicky is Margaret Baynham. She is a trader in wool and other goods.

If all the young laddies were sheeps of wool white.

I'd shear it all off..

Oh what a sight!!


Phoenix McHeit
08-27-2012, 08:23 AM
My go-to verse (I'm a pirate, after all):

If all the young laddies were sharks in the sea
I'd be a minnow and let 'em eat me! ::waggle::

Vixynne Rose
08-27-2012, 04:17 PM
Love these! :aok:

Any others out there?

09-05-2012, 12:50 PM
My main character is a Pirate so...

If all the young ladies were on pirate crews
I'd be a schooner and let them board me by twos.

09-06-2012, 07:49 AM
If all of the young laddies were coconut trees,
I'd shimmy down them, their nuts twixt my knees.

If all the young laddies were bottles of port,
I'd use my teeth and pop off the cork.

Phoenix McHeit
09-06-2012, 07:59 AM
If all the young laddies were watches in cases
I'd be the hands and I'd sit on their faces! :aok: