P.m.s.

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

1.Pass My Shotgun
2.Psychotic Mood Shift
3.Perpetual Munching Spree
4.Puffy Mid-Section
5.People Make me Sick
6.ProvideMe withSweets
7.Pardon My Sobbing
8Pimples May Surface
9.Pass My Sweatpants
10.Pissy Mood Syndrome
11.Plainly; Men Suck
12.Pack My Stuff

.......and my favorite one..

13.Potential Murder Suspect

And as an example
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?


A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark
for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in
the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry. What was your question?


;-)

[Margaret]

Funny, that's how I react when hubby-o-mine utters the sentance:

"Hey Suse! Do we have any soap?" :irked:


Seriously, the soap has been in the same damn closet ever since we moved into the house 10 years ago!!! He's put it away when we did grocery shopping. He knows where it is!!

Yet there he stands, in the middle of the room, yelling for me to get it. Oy.

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

Funny, that's how I react when hubby-o-mine utters the sentance:

"Hey Suse! Do we have any soap?" :irked:


Seriously, the soap has been in the same damn closet ever since we moved into the house 10 years ago!!! He's put it away when we did grocery shopping. He knows where it is!!

Yet there he stands, in the middle of the room, yelling for me to get it. Oy.

Maybe it's an invitation for you to join Hubby in the shower?

[Margaret]

~laughs~ Oh how I wish!

[Myfanawy]

Don't know why, but this reminds me of an answer Ian got on an "Intro to Music" exam he gave several years ago. The question was what all the abbreviations for dynamic levels stood for, and one was "mp" (mezzo-piano.) He was grading the exams, and nearly fell off the couch laughing because one girl wrote that it stood for "menopause"!

[angela dahling]

*rotfl*
That is funny, and I can relate to the light bulb story,and the soap.
But to Craigs defence he has not gone shopping with me in ages, and as for putting it away *quote *" your better at that stuff than I".MMmmmmmm

Another one
Permissable man slaughter

A Dahling:meow: