Eddie Izzard Lovers Anon. (Well not really)

[GraceHardGrave]

Since Discussion of favorite Izzard-isms seemed to have taken over a 9 3/4s thread, I've moved it over here...

And then, there’s “Dracula.” “Dracula” is the most successful of them all, the biggest myth in our mind. Dracula, or Dracul, or Drac, or “D,” depends how well you know him… But there’s a weak link in the Dracula story, which is if you see one Dracula film, or one presentation having to deal with Dracula, you know what to do.

Yeah… we’d all know what to do. When you watch this film, you think, “Does fingers work?” Just doing the sign of the cross with your fingers- do you have to have a cross with you, or can you just do that? (crossing fingers) If it’s just fingers, it’s great; anyone can do it, you know. If you have to carry a cross around, we know that the cross works, okay; but if the tops gets knocked off, it’s a T-sign- does that work? Does the vampire go, “Er… that’s a T-sign! I’m not upset by that!” But if you hold your thumb up above it, it’s a cross, which means it’s a shape, so fingers should work! And if it’s so, they’ve got no chance- vampires are going, “Ah, ha, ha! I will bite you now!” And you go, “No, fingers!”

“Oh, sorry. Ah, ha, ha!”
“No, I’ve got fingers too!”
“Oh, yes, you do!”
"Ah… oh, you know too? Okay…”

And he just becomes like one of those questionnaires people that you meet on the street. (mimes vampire holding clipboard, trying to question people)

And also I think a few other things should work with vampires, like a chainsaw – that should really work. If you take a vampire, and you remove his arms and legs with a chainsaw, that’s gonna slow him down a bit, surely. “See the vampire, see him fly…” (crashing noise)
“Slowed down a lot, that one!”
“Ah, but I’m Dracula! I am here!” (evil laugh)
“But you’re in a trolley, mate.”
“Yes, there was a chainsaw, you see? Could you just bend down here? I’ve just dropped my keys. Could you just bend down?”
“No, you’re gonna bite me, aren’t you? I know… just piss off, mate!” (trolley noises)

[WenchLadyKate]

Cake or death?

[GraceHardGrave]

Uh, cake please."

"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"

"Well, so my choice is 'or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.

[Pearl_Fox]

"Did I leave the gas on?"

[Peaches O Malley]

Cake please*rotfl*


"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. "


"Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing. There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it? "

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

Oooooooo... Holy Ghoooost! Holy Ghoooost!

[Selena]

Uh, cake please."

"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"

"Well, so my choice is 'or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.

Hehe--

But do you have a flag??

*rotfl*


LOVE Eddie.

[Genevieve R]

One of my favorite bits he does is Pavlov's Cats. Paraphrasing: "Day 1, rang bell, cat f**ked off. Day two, rang bell, cat answered the door. Day 3, rang bell, cat said he'd already eaten."

I tried to see him in Boston a couple of years ago but was shut out. If only he'd come back...
Genevieve

[Grania Greenleaf]

I actually saw him a couple years ago when he came to Pittsburgh. I loved it when he was like, "Yeah, with tits this time!" The show was well worth the $50 I spent on the ticket but it still wasn't as good as "Dress to Kill" I thought.

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

I just heard a rumor that Eddie Izzard will be on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson next Wednesday, February 1. ::yay::

[Winifred Baskerville]

I just heard a rumor that Eddie Izzard will be on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson next Wednesday, February 1. ::yay::

Really! Whee! I hope it's a true rumor...

"I was dead at the time."

[Artos O'Dalriada]

vroooom, ciao.

[MoonWench]

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and with a spoon in them.

[Margaret]

Hm. Seems my education is seriously lacking. I have not heard of Eddie before. Or, if I had heard him, I didn't know who it was.


Must investigate.....

[WenchLadyKate]

"Jesus Christ!"

"Don't use my name in vain, Dad."

"Jeezy Creezy!"

"Don't call me Jeezy Creezy, Dad."

[Mistress Chelsea]

Word!
Hey Sue! ... I've got legs!

[Ariel]

Well now I have to go and dig those CDs out and listen to them again! I love Eddie.
The bit with the monkey on the branch in French is hysterical, but my favorite is "cake or death." :snicker:

[Rhonda_Melones]

Hm. Seems my education is seriously lacking. I have not heard of Eddie before. Or, if I had heard him, I didn't know who it was.


Must investigate.....


Ooh ooh Margaret Netflix NEEETFLIIIX, they've got a bunch of his shows, you've gotta check him out, Eddie Izzard ROCKS man:-D

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

Ooh ooh Margaret Netflix NEEETFLIIIX, they've got a bunch of his shows, you've gotta check him out, Eddie Izzard ROCKS man:-D

I second that motion!

Start with 'Dress to Kill', that's the one that really put him on the map around here. If you can take some french lessons first, that will make it even better. :smile:

[Margaret]

French lessons? Pourquoi est-ce que je devrais étudier le français ?

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

French lessons? Pourquoi est-ce que je devrais étudier le français ?
Parce que la sourie est en dessous de la table, le chat est sur la chaise, et le SINGE EST SUR LA BRANCHE.

Alors, Je dois part maintenant parce que ma grandmère est flambèe.::fire::

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

And to further quote the master: "If you don’t speak French, by the way, all that was fucking funny, all right?" :-)

[Rhonda_Melones]

LOL actually if you pay close attention to his routine you can kinda get what he's saying when he does it again in French.. I think the monkey bit is funnier in French than English;)

[LadyAtlas]

Well are you at least gonna put you grandmother out??!!::zeearteest::

[GraceHardGrave]

(The Great Escape) Steve’s just there in jeans and a T-shirt, disguised as an American man! He romps out, jumps in a motorbike, knocks a guy off, and within 15 minutes, he’s in the borders of Switzerland. This is from Poland! And if you don’t know the geography, it goes Poland, Czechoslovakia, Holland, Venezuela, Africa, Istanbul, West-an-bull, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon… and THEN Switzerland.

[Ysobelle]

Oooh! Sorry I missed this thread. I was...on the moon! With Steve!

[Margaret]

Parce que la sourie est en dessous de la table, le chat est sur la chaise, et le SINGE EST SUR LA BRANCHE.

Alors, Je dois part maintenant parce que ma grandmère est flambèe.::fire::


OK Bob, Bable fish is failing me for a sensable translation. A little help here please?

I did get the part about your grandmother being on fire....

And I am sure it is all fuckin' funny. :snicker:

[Madame Maria]

What about thimbles? You should have one for each finger....

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

OK Bob, Bable fish is failing me for a sensable translation. A little help here please?

"Parce que la sourie est en dessous de la table, le chat est sur la chaise, et le SINGE EST SUR LA BRANCHE." means "Because the mouse is under the table, the cat is on the chair, and the MONKEY IS IN THE TREE."

It's possible that I may have misspelled a word or two. Sourie, for instance, maybe should be souris.

If none of this makes any sense to you, that's okay. It will once you watch Dress to Kill. :smile:

[GraceHardGrave]

Oooh! Sorry I missed this thread. I was...on the moon! With Steve!

It would be the biggest gag, in the history of Big Gags. "He's got my arm up behind my back. I think he knows Jujitsu. He says one....no Two... Two million dollars by the Sea of Tranquility, and no feds, he says."

[Mistress Morigianna]

"little red cook book little red cook book...."

so what does that mean anyway??????Anyone know?


"climbing trees and putting on makeup when your up there....."

[GraceHardGrave]

Jesus and the Dinosaurs

So in the Christian faith God created Adam in his own image, yeah? So that was good, but 65 million years before that God created the dinosaurs using the image of his cousin Ted. And Ted was not the black sheep of the family, he was the huge f*cking monster of the family. And there must have been God, I mean it's not in the Bible, is it? It should have been mentioned somewhere around Genesis. You'd think God would grab someone's arm - some scribe who was copying out and saying (forcing scribe to write) "…but before that there were dinosaurs who were a bit crap, so f*ck 'em." Not in there, which could mean that, because dinosaurs were discovered in the 1700's, 1800's, somewhere around there, maybe it is a philosophy, and some bloke with a beard doesn't live upstairs… maybe. (sings) Blasphemy… Blas for you… Blasphe-everybody in the room...

[Grania Greenleaf]

"little red cook book little red cook book...."

so what does that mean anyway??????Anyone know?

I have always wondered that too. Never got that joke. Anyone? Grace? Bob? Bueller? Bueller?

[Ysobelle]

He's talking about Mao Tse-Tung's Little Red Book: his communist manifesto.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/static/special_report/1999/09/99/china_50/little.htm

[Mistress Morigianna]

He's talking about Mao Tse-Tung's Little Red Book: his communist manifesto.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/static/special_report/1999/09/99/china_50/little.htm

Thank You! I knew it was something.....
;-)

[GraceHardGrave]

He's talking about Mao Tse-Tung's Little Red Book: his communist manifesto.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/static/special_report/1999/09/99/china_50/little.htm

You're so smart. You rule. Just for that, you get another snippet.

Yes, so this is all true. And so, yes. So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for f*ck all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.

In the 30s, Hitler, Czechoslovakia, Poland, France, World War II... the Russian front, not a good idea...! Hitler never played “Risk” when he was a kid...!

Pol Pot killed 1.7 million people. We can't even deal with that! You know, we think if somebody kills someone, that's murder, you go to prison. You kill 10 people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, that's what they do. 20 people, you go to a hospital, they look through a small window at you forever. And over that, we can't deal with it, you know? Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning. I can't even get down the gym! Your diary must look odd: “Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death – lunch- death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower…"

[Cerulean Fire]

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and with a spoon in them.
I like my women like i like my coffee... uh,,, covered in BEES!
I think i like Glorious best...
and my favorite bit is the one about the evil ducks and the eeevill Giraffe...
I will eat all the leaves on this tree.... I will eat more leaves than i should>>> hahaha>>>And then other Giraffed may die... hahaha...
i think his comody is best served live tho... or at the very least on DVD... yeah the DVD may be best cause then iyou can gback it up... hehehe....
And yep Yosebel is a very smart cookie... I knew that too cause i payed attention in history... wasn't that one from Dressed to kill?

[Ariel]

My boyfriend just loaned me the "Dress To Kill" DVD so that's what I'll be watching tonight (provided the board meeting I have to attend doesn't last too late into the evening)!

"We're up to here with castles. We just long for a nice bunaglow or something."

[Heartless]

Cake or death?

Ummm, let me think....

Cake?

Eddie is Fab!

[Mistress Chelsea]

Well then I will create my own religion! The...Psycotic Bastard Religion!

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

Better call it 'Church of England', sire.

[Mistress Chelsea]

Yes Yes! Church of England much better idea. Although, although I am Scottich myself.

Damn if he dosen't one very good funny Sean Connery impersonation.

[Cerulean Fire]

[about Stonehenge] "Building a henge, are we? That's a fantastic idea. It's a marvelous religion the druids have got, yes. A lot of white clothing, I like that." They'd smash out a huge stone and then they'd put tree trunks down to roll it along on..."Help you push 'em along, all right? It's not far, is it?" And the druids going, "Heave, everyone, heave, well done everyone. You're doing very well. You'll love it when you see it, I've seen some of the drawings already, it's very special." After 200 miles, "You fucking bastard! You never told us 200 miles! Two hundred miles in this day and age? I don't even know where I live now!... And they set all the stones up and the druids are still tinkering around. "Ok, that stone and this one, can we swap them round?"

too funny...


by the way if any one wants it...
http://www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/welcome.html
hehe enjoy.

[GraceHardGrave]

Yeah, because, you know, I don't believe that religions are religions. No, I believe they are philosophies with some good ideas and some fucking weird ones. So. So anyway John-Paul. Um… yeah, Johnny Paul: bit kind of knackered. That's a word you can use when you get to Britain, "Ah, a bit knackered" you'll fit right in. And the other one's, "That's a load of bollocks, mate! That a load of…" which means bullshit. Bullshit, bollocks - very close in the B area of the dictionary. But er it's kind of weird 'cause bollocks, that's crap, "Oh it's bollocks! That's bollocks!" but if it's the dog's bollocks, that's really good. And, and bollocks also means testicles, so if you're saying something's the dogs bollocks you're saying it's the dog's testicles - but it is good. It's really weird, I mean you can go up to the Queen and say "That outfit, your Queen, it's the dogs bollocks." And she'll say, "Well, thank you very much for saying so. I thought it did look a bit like the dog's bollocks." "Well it does look, and it is the dog's bollocks." And she'll be happy as Larry, however happy he is.

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

Hoocha hoocha hoocha.... lobster.

[Mistress Chelsea]

Nothing beats the squirrle bit.
"I used to keep my makeup in a squirrel hole, up the tree. The squirrel would keep makeup on one side, and he'd keep nuts on the other side. And sometimes I'd get up that tree, and that squirrel would be covered in makeup! ( mimes squirrel putting on makeup ) "La la, la la… Oh! ( mimes squirrel eating ) What?! Fuck off!" He seemed to say. And squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, and occasionally, they stop and go ( gasps ), as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.""

I always do that bit for my friends when I'm trlling someone about Eddie for the first time.

[GraceHardGrave]

Anyway, so it was… they're not very good at naming Popes as well. They had a run of Piuses, it went like Hollywood. They had Pope Pius the first, the second, Pope Pius the third "The revenge of Pope Pius". Pope Pius the fourth, "This time he's pissed off." Pope Pius the fifth in 3D! "The body of Christ" (mimes brandishing a communion host) "Oh my god, he hit me in the face with the body of Christ!". But Johnny-Paul, he was, um, he was going down to Jerusalem. (American Accent) "He went down to Jerusalem, man, 'cause it was the holy city for the Christians. Also it was the holy city for the Moslems and it's the holy city for the, er, for the Jewish people. It's a bit of a fuckin' mess down there." It is! Three major religions, one holy city. Couldn't they have just spread it out a bit? "Look, you have Akabar, we'll have Moscow, you can have Dover. All right?" "Yeah, lovely." Bit of space. One city, everyone there. Nightmare!

[Rhonda_Melones]

I just heard a rumor that Eddie Izzard will be on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson next Wednesday, February 1. ::yay::


Argh! Was in the Land of Nod and didn't get to check, anyone know if he was on?

[GraceHardGrave]

Death Star Canteen

So, uh, yeah, but the Deathstar, the one thing about the Deathstar is that there was no food. No one had food at all. No food at all! No one said, "Hey, Darth Vader, Emperor, just nipping down to alpha beta 9. What d'you want? Couple of sarnies? Um, chicken, ham, ham, chicken, egg, what? Coke? Diet Coke? What d'you want? What d'you want? You weird bleeders!"

But there must have been a Deathstar canteen, yeah? There must have been a cafeteria downstairs, in between battles, where Darth Vader could just chill and go down (Vader voice) "I will have the penne a la arabiata." (canteen server) "You'll need a tray." "Do you know who I am?" "Do you know who I am?" "This is not a game of who the fuck are you. For I am Vader. Darth Vader. Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought!" "Well you'll still need a tray." "No I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force - which is strong within me - even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished. For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor…" "No, the food is hot. You'll need a tray to put the food on." "Oh I see, the food is hot. I'm sorry I, I did not realise. Hah hah! I thought you were challenging me to a fight to the death." "Fight to the death? This is canteen, I work here." "Yes, but I am Vader, I am Lord Vader. Everyone challenges me to a fight to the death. Lord Vader. Darth Vader, I am Darth Vader, Lord Vader. Sir Lord Vader, Sir Lord Darth Vader. Lord Darth Sir Lord Vader of Cheam. Sir Lord Baron von Vaderham. The Deathstar. I run the Deathstar." "What's the Deathstar?" (Darth is losing a bit of patience) "This is the Deathstar. You're in the Deathstar. I run this star." "This is a star?" "This is a fucking star - I run it. I'm your boss." "You're Mr Stephens?" "No, I'm… who is Mr Stephens?" "He's head of catering." "I'm not head of catering! I am Vader. I can kill catering with a thought." "What?" "I can kill you all. I can kill me with a thought. Just… I'll get a tray, fuck it!

(Still Vader) This one's wet, and this one's wet, and this one's wet. This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet. Did you dry these in a rain forest? Why, with the power of the Deathstar, do we not have a tray that is fucking dry? I do not…(someone has pushed in) No, no, no. I was here first." "You have to form a queue if you want food. Can I have, oh, penne a la arabiata, that looks nice." "No, no, no. D'you know who I am?" (server buts in) "That's Jeff Vader, that is." "I am not Jeff Vader, I am Darth Vader." "What, Jeff Vader runs the Deathstar?" "No, Jeff… No, I run the Deathstar." "You Jeff Vader?" "No, I'm Darth Vader!" "Are you his brother? Can you get his autograph?" "I can't get it… No, I'm… All right, I'm Jeff Vader! I'm Jeff Vader!" "Can I have your autograph?" "No, fuck off, or I'll kill you with a tray! Give me penne a la arabiata or you shall die. And you, and everyone in this canteen! Death by tray it shall be!" (scornful server) "Do you want peas with that?" "Peas? You don't have peas! You can't put red with…It doesn't work with penne, you don't put, unless you push them up the penne tubes, and then they'd be weird! Just…(gives up) oh, all right, put some peas on."

That was cut out of the final film.

[Grania Greenleaf]

"What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?"

"It's just the Rebels, sir. They're here."

"My God, man! Do they want tea?"

"No, I think they're after something more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag."

"Damn, that's dash cunning of them!"

[GraceHardGrave]

"What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?"

"It's just the Rebels, sir. They're here."

"My God, man! Do they want tea?"

"No, I think they're after something more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag."

"Damn, that's dash cunning of them!"

Great minds think alike, Grania.

Or at least demented ones...................

[Grania Greenleaf]

Great minds think alike, Grania.

Or at least demented ones...................


:twisted: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Mistress Chelsea]

Anyway, so it was… they're not very good at naming Popes as well. They had a run of Piuses, it went like Hollywood. They had Pope Pius the first, the second, Pope Pius the third "The revenge of Pope Pius". Pope Pius the fourth, "This time he's pissed off." Pope Pius the fifth in 3D! "The body of Christ" (mimes brandishing a communion host) "Oh my god, he hit me in the face with the body of Christ!". But Johnny-Paul, he was, um, he was going down to Jerusalem. (American Accent) "He went down to Jerusalem, man, 'cause it was the holy city for the Christians. Also it was the holy city for the Moslems and it's the holy city for the, er, for the Jewish people. It's a bit of a fuckin' mess down there." It is! Three major religions, one holy city. Couldn't they have just spread it out a bit? "Look, you have Akabar, we'll have Moscow, you can have Dover. All right?" "Yeah, lovely." Bit of space. One city, everyone there. Nightmare!


Now was Eddie the one with...
Pope John, then Pope John Paul, next we'll have Pope Jonh Paul Greorge..and then, I think you see where I'm going with this.

[Bevin]

But they went to the Moon, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins, going round and round, working out the IRA thing. And Neil stepped on the Moon and said, "One small step for man, a giant leap for mankind." Good line but not his line, I don't think… it didn't feel like his line, you know? I bet that was just given to him and he was coming down the steps going, "Small step for man, a giant leap for mankind. Small step for man, a giant leap for mankind. Don't get it wrong, Neil. Don't f**k it up. Here we go. I'm a small man with a giant big - sh*t!... One man, small giant, two...two mens... What was it?" ‘Cause you gotta say something, you can't go down to the Moon and go, "Oh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!"

[GraceHardGrave]

Now was Eddie the one with...
Pope John, then Pope John Paul, next we'll have Pope Jonh Paul George and Ringo and then, I think you see where I'm going with this.

Yeah, that's Eddie.

[Ariel]

He's got a website too, which I'm sure many of you already know about.

www.eddieizzard.com (http://www.eddieizzard.com)

[Margaret]

Well, I've gone and done it.

Saw 'The Definite Article' last night.

Two things to say about it.

Damn, that man is funny!

and

I want to know how he keeps his lipstick on so well.....

[Margaret]

They have me for assaulting an officer. It was more like stretching a pedestrian, really.

[Artos O'Dalriada]

imagine the 'Church of England' running the Inquisition "Talk damn you!" "but it hurts" "Oh! Well, loosen it up a bit!"

[brassylassy]

"Did I leave the gas on?"

He seemed to say....

[Winifred Baskerville]

From Unrepeatable:

This is a 14th century Ming... thing. Made out of Ming by Mr. Ming during the Ming Period. If you don't like Ming, don't touch this one.

And Dress To Kill:

I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. You know, if a woman falls over wearing heels, that's embarrassing, but if a bloke falls over wearing heels, then you have to kill yourself. It's the end of your life. Its quite difficult.

You say 'erbs', and we say 'herbs', because there's a fucking 'H' in it!

-~-

I *heart* Eddie Izzard!

[Mistress Chelsea]

Ever play the Eddie Izzard drinking gave? You drink every time he says, "..um.."

[GraceHardGrave]

Ever play the Eddie Izzard drinking gave? You drink every time he says, "..um.."

OOOH This sounds like a lot of fun. I have friends that come to hang and Watch Eddie Frequently, so this would be fun.

[RikkiD]

AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!

Last night I was laughing myself silly watching Eddie's Dress to Kill, and with the storms passing through, my satellite cut out on the last 7-8 mins! Now, that's just cruel! :augh:

Had to vent with some people who would share my sadness today.

*pouts lips to make extreme boo-boo face*

Thankfully there will be repeats.

Cheers to all!

[Winifred Baskerville]

Last night I was laughing myself silly watching Eddie's Dress to Kill, and with the storms passing through, my satellite cut out on the last 7-8 mins! Now, that's just cruel! :augh:


Augh! I missed it! *headdesk*

[Ysobelle]

Hve y'all seen "We Know Where You Live...Live!" It's the live comedy benefit for Amnesty International. Eddie hosts it, and I now know it's IzZARD, not IZZard. My bad.

Anyway, the benefit has a lot of very British humour, but it has one other thing y'all might like:

Alan Rickman.

[Winifred Baskerville]

Anyway, the benefit has a lot of very British humour, but it has one other thing y'all might like:

Alan Rickman.

I've heard. And I've held the DVD, came very close to buying it, but... bowed to the almighty dollar and my lack thereof. It's on my list to buy, however...

[GraceHardGrave]

Love this game. Eddie Drinking game is the best.

[SilverMirth]

Hve y'all seen "We Know Where You Live...Live!" It's the live comedy benefit for Amnesty International. Eddie hosts it, and I now know it's IzZARD, not IZZard. My bad.

Anyway, the benefit has a lot of very British humour, but it has one other thing y'all might like:

Alan Rickman.psst..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZNoHdQjyHI ::whistle::

[GraceHardGrave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo

[Vixynne Rose]

psst..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZNoHdQjyHI ::whistle::

OMG SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it's the Four Yorkshiremen Sketch (a la Monty Python!!!!!)

::yay::*rotfl*::yay:: *rotfl*::yay:: *rotfl* ::yay::

[Peaches O Malley]

I hurt myself watching that!*rotfl**rotfl**rotfl**rotfl*
::looks around for left sinus that was snorted on to floor::

[GraceHardGrave]

I hurt myself watching that!*rotfl**rotfl**rotfl**rotfl*
::looks around for left sinus that was snorted on to floor::



I found it! Do I put it in milk like a tooth?

[Peaches O Malley]

I found it! Do I put it in milk like a tooth?

Water please as I'm not very fond of milk. :wink:

[Vixynne Rose]

I found it! Do I put it in milk like a tooth?

Hmmm, I think milk beats the other liquid (or semi-liquid ::freakyf: ) options...

[GraceHardGrave]

Hmmm, I think milk beats the other liquid (or semi-liquid ::freakyf: ) options...

I'm with Peaches, I hate milk. My hubby thinks that makes me weird.

[Peaches O Malley]

I'm with Peaches, I hate milk. My hubby thinks that makes me weird.

OOOhh, put it in rum!!! Captain Morgan please. *rotfl*

[Vixynne Rose]

::squees all over the place::

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