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rosefaeries
02-06-2006, 09:21 PM
*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* I was informed today that I am a very evil wench......by my youngest son.
The boys were running in and out for most of the day. Sunny weather for a change and warm for this time of year. Anyway, I got tired of the constant slamming of the door.
When I hear one of them running onto the porch, I got behind the door and jumped out and yelled boo as my youngest came through the door. rolfmao When he managed to come down from the ceiling, he managed to call me an evil wench in between gasping for breath. Gee wonder what took him so long to figure that one out. Would have thought he would have figured that one out when I started a snowball fight with them.....while they were still in bed.
angela dahling
02-07-2006, 07:43 AM
OMG. that was great, and the snow ball fight in bed , love it.
As parents / gaurdians we need theese little moments ,(pay back !!)
A Dahling:meow:
LadyAtlas
02-07-2006, 08:39 AM
You sound like a very cool mother!!
Aryani
02-07-2006, 09:44 AM
Children never seem to expect the snow sneak attacks inside the house, especially after scolding them days before to not track the stuff in the house. ::whistle:: Personally I enjoy using my daughter as a target for emptying shovelfuls of snow while clearing the driveway.
Lavinia
02-07-2006, 09:55 AM
That is so cool!!! Putting away in mind with other ideas for wen I finally have kids!
rosefaeries
02-07-2006, 11:19 AM
IF any of you have a balcony and can launch a sneak attack from above, that works so well. The angle is wrong for them to hit you too hard. I got my kids and the neighbor kids that way the first winter in the apartment complex we just moved from. There is just something so satisfying about dumping a laundry basket full of snow on top of them. (Though it might have been more fun if I had bothered to put shoes on first. Limited time for the ambush you see.)
I heard my kids and the other boys plotting which parents they were going to get with snowballs. (Didn't help they were discussing this under my open bedroom window.) Since I was first on the list, I grabbed a laundry basket, ran out the front door of the apartment, filled the basket up with snow and ran to the sliding glass door. The boys were by the balcony by that point. They didn't hear me go outside. First clue they had that something was up was all the snow landing on them. :snicker:
So anyone else do things like this with their kids?
Mistress Lisette
02-07-2006, 11:35 AM
Yep, I would do sneak snow attacks on John when we lived in Indiana. Now that we're in Texas and it hasn't snowed (yet?::pray::) I do sneak water attacks on him. Like when I'm out washing the car, or inside washing dishes. Since we have a dishwasher and I usually handwash the dishes when they're just not enough dishes to justify a load, John *really* doesn't expect it!:snicker:
Now, though, it's kinda scarily fun b/c I usually end up having this 6' 12yo chasing me when I do some kind of sneak attack! But we're both laughing our butts off and, I'm sure, looking silly as hell to our neighbors.:snicker:
~Lisette
Aryani
02-07-2006, 04:19 PM
Not much in the way of snow, but I'll randomly squirt my daughter with the spray nozzle from the kitchen sink while doing dishes, run by ticklings, there was the squirt gun fight in the house... and who can forget the wet dishtowel fights!
My daughter lives with her Dad most of the time, so I try to put as much fun in the odd times we get to spend together. It makes the times we're together more memorable and the times apart a fraction more bearable.
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