The Ketchup Effect

[kyrana]

Not sure if you have seen this one before or not, but I sure got a laugh out of it when it invaded my inbox yesterday =) Not safe for work, or for kids ...

http://www.ketchupeffect.com/teaser.htm

[Buxom Wench]

:snarf: :snarf: :snarf:

roflmao

[Savantage]

ROFLMAO::oops:: well he was the one who told her to handle him like a bottle of ketchup*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

[Savantage]

UPDATE: showed the clip to hubby and sons, laughed like a maniac while they clutched their crotch in sympathy pain

[Nimue]

:lol:

Well, that metaphor didn't work out too well, now did it?

[Pearl_Fox]

OMG...lol

[kyrana]

Hmmm, I guess I should have said it's not really safe for any guy to watch this video, eh?
I really did enjoy that it was totally believable .. you remember high school, when everyone had body shame. Nowadays, if you want me to do something, show me exactly how to do it, and I promise to watch appreciatively and cheer you on!
:cheer::cheer::cheer:

[Branwen]

Okay, as I was watching this I thought, if the ketchup isn't coming out of the bottle fast enough. I usually smack the bottle on the bottom, not the top!!! Then again, I also use the technique of using centrifical force to my benefit. I spin the bottle or turn it (like the wait staff does to the olive oil @ Johnny Carrino's in order to dip your bread in) to get the ketchup to the top & then pour. I've also used a knife to get the ketchup out.

Somehow I'm hearing a deep groan form the male populace at this point. Eitherway, none of it sounds like what he wanted.

Must be careful when in a public setting & watching things such as this. I damn near spit my Mocha over my keyboard.

[kyrana]

Well, when I can't get the ketchup to come out of the bottle, I tip it over a bit, shake it gently, then stick a knife in it to break the pressure.
::joust::
Thank god for squeeze bottles, eh?

[Lady Anisette]

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

poor boy. Now I will never look at a bottle of ketchup the same way again.

[Gemdrite]

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

poor boy. Now I will never look at a bottle of ketchup the same way again.

I was thinking the same thing. Plus, like the others have said, the first thing that came to my mind was smacking the bottom of the bottle, or using a knife. Ouchies for him! Still, I can't wait to show this to my roommates, as well as my boyfriend and his roommates.

[rosefaeries]

Oh it is so unfair. My computer won't play that clip. grumble.. I want to see what everyone else is laughing about.

[Savantage]

come over Wednesday and see it, then laugh when Frank rolls on floor in agony*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* again!!!