Estrogen Issues and Things Only Women Understand

[Savantage]

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8 You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super
Plus.
9 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it
yesterday..

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and
eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN

[I'Cin]

Too funny. Everyone in my department walks softly around me when they come by my desk and I'm eating fritos and brownies (or other chocolate) at 10:00 a.m. I don't eat sweets or chips that often so when they see both, they know to just leave me alone. :-)

I'cin

[Lady Anisette]

Too funny and oh so true! ;-)

The headwaiter/floor manager at the club where I work keeps track of my cycle (and the other waitress' too) so that he can be "prepared." One time I pulled out a huge chocolate bar and he said to me, "wait! you're not due yet!" That's how Bene and I found out he was keeping tabs. Now we take pleasure in tormenting him.....

*rotfl*

[Mistress Morigianna]

give me a mudslide, a vampire smut novel and run my bath if you know whats good for you.......:bath:

last week-
"are you ok-you look like you were going to explode and throw up"
"it was one of the drawing cramps that starts at your eyebrows and goes to your knees."
" oh I'm sorry, can i get you a chocolate donut or asprin or something?"

This is why i keep him! :lol:

[Alchemist23]

LOL, anyone see the "tater salad" commedian when he said his wife was so bitchy during PMS that he had to slip her midol in a piece of cheese?

lol...thought that was funny.

[Gemdrite]

LOL, anyone see the "tater salad" commedian when he said his wife was so bitchy during PMS that he had to slip her midol in a piece of cheese?

lol...thought that was funny.

Ron White is hilarious! Course, it amuses me that he drinks, quite a bit, on stage. I swear, he has got to be smashed by the end of the show.

[Lilaney]

Ron White is hilarious! Course, it amuses me that he drinks, quite a bit, on stage. I swear, he has got to be smashed by the end of the show.

Yep, the whole crew is a scream!
I like Larry the Cable Guy the most, 'Git'er Done!'


When my mum was going through, 'the change'
she could not understand what was wrong with
everyone.
She would always start a conversation, 'What is wrong
with you people?'
Or, she would walk around with the fly swatter at all times.
(We feared the fly swatter)
And we were almost adults by then!
So, I have the utmost sympathy for anyone in this
time of life, but, I will stay on this side of the computer until
it is safe!
::couchlu:

[Savantage]

I remember when my mom went through the change It was scary:shock:

[Foxglove2660]

imagine this - my aunt was going through puberty when my grandma was goin' through 'the change'... pity my grandfather?