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Ysobelle
03-23-2006, 11:20 AM
From Dan Savage:

Straight Rights Update: Earlier this month Republicans in South Dakota successfully banned abortion in that state. Last week the GOP-controlled state house of representatives in Missouri voted to ban state-funded family-planning clinics from dispensing birth control. "If you hand out contraception to single women," one Republican state rep told the Kansas City Star, "we're saying promiscuity is okay." On the federal level, Republicans are blocking the over-the-counter sale of emergency contraception and keeping a 100 percent effective HPV vaccine—a vaccine that will save the lives of thousands of women every year—from being made available.
The GOP's message to straight Americans: If you have sex, we want it to fuck up your lives as much as possible. No birth control, no emergency contraception, no abortion services, no life-saving vaccines. If you get pregnant, tough shit. You're going to have those babies, ladies, and you're going to make those child-support payments, gentlemen. And if you get HPV and it leads to cervical cancer, well, that's too bad. Have a nice funeral, slut.
What's it going to take to get a straight-rights movement off the ground? The GOP in Kansas is seeking to criminalize hetero heavy petting, for God's sake! Wake up and smell the freaking Holy War, breeders! The religious right hates heterosexuality just as much as it hates homosexuality. Fight back!




Also, please read the following-- I can't paste it cos it's too long, and the links (it's fully annotated) won't come through. Warning: as you can probably guess, it's a bit harsh on the language: www.fucksouthdakota.com (http://www.fucksouthdakota.com)


And remember: Planned Parenthood, NOW, PFAW and many other organisations are out there fighting the good fight. Get out your credit cards if you can, and if not, write letters. Stand up and be heard!

Lilaney
03-23-2006, 11:30 AM
*Shakes Head*

For some strange reason I see the population of South Dakota declining in the coming years.
Most people will not live where they are not wanted.

Cyranno DeBoberac
03-23-2006, 11:54 AM
Y’all keep peddling this abstinence bullshit and you’re gonna wish your little tykes were fucking like rabbits. At least bunnies stick to the straight-up doggy style — your kids are doing shit that would make Jenna Jameson snap her legs shut.
Ok, now that's some funny shit!

Selena
03-23-2006, 01:36 PM
Okay-- I can't read this yet... still at work... but what with what Bob just quoted, I can't freakin' WAIT!

And banning "heaving petting"? :roll:

Mistress Morigianna
03-23-2006, 01:44 PM
From Dan Savage:

"If you hand out contraception to single women," one Republican state rep told the Kansas City Star, "we're saying promiscuity is okay." !

um but guys buying it in the local 7-11 is ok? He is counting on the boys to always have condoms?
HEY- what about married ladies on the pill? What about ladies like me that are on for health reasons?::fire::

Selena
03-23-2006, 07:48 PM
“Mommy, is my wonderwand supposed to ooze like this (http://www.guttmacher.org/pubs/tgr/06/1/gr060101.html)?”

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

Wow. What a rant!

Peaches O Malley
03-23-2006, 11:50 PM
Crap! What about the newly single/divorced??? I guess i'm screwed too, and not in a good way. :roll:

biker
03-24-2006, 05:32 PM
Crap! What about the newly single/divorced??? I guess i'm screwed too, and not in a good way. :roll:



you're in that bus to hell in the carpool lane for that!!!!!!::whistle::

Peaches O Malley
03-24-2006, 09:10 PM
you're in that bus to hell in the carpool lane for that!!!!!!::whistle::

Ha! Thats the FAST lane Mr. and you're still driving bus!! ::wicked::

biker
03-24-2006, 11:06 PM
Ha! Thats the FAST lane Mr. and you're still driving bus!! ::wicked::


only because you are directionaly challenged.

Peaches O Malley
03-24-2006, 11:54 PM
:shock: ::bateyel: Print me a map, I can take you anywhere. Smartass:rofl:

Ysobelle
03-25-2006, 01:04 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/Dolmadez/random%20LJ/billchoices.jpg

Buxom Wench
03-25-2006, 01:42 AM
*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

Nikki, that's perfect !!!

Ysobelle
03-25-2006, 01:49 AM
Thank you! Sadly, I have no idea who the artist is (looks like it says Stephanie McMillan?)-- I snagged it from a friend of a friend's LiveJournal.

And yes, the numbers are apparently real.


ETA:


Yes, her name is indeed Stephanie McMillan. Here's her site: http://www.minimumsecurity.net/

Mistress Morigianna
03-25-2006, 03:23 AM
ohhh- it's after midnight here... wonder what time it is where he is.......:shhh:

Wonder how long till he changes his number.....

Peaches O Malley
03-25-2006, 08:56 AM
Yeah, speed dial!! Nobody is safe from an irate wench.*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*