Cops put squeeze on fake breast doc

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

Recently, I said made the following remark on a thread about mammograms:
But remember, a guy wearing a lab coat driving an IROC with "mammogram-mobile" stenciled on the side is probably NOT qualified to give breast exams.

Although, it's not like any women ever fall for that anyway; believe me I know.... :ow:
Little did I know that apparently some women do fall for that... :-)

From today's NY Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/story/410711p-347464c.html):
Cops put squeeze on fake breast doc

MIAMI - A 76-year-old Floridian is definitely a breast man.

Cops accused a Coconut Creek senior of going door to door carrying a black bag and claiming to be a doctor and offering free breast exams.

Authorities charged Philip Winikoff with sexually assaulting two women in their 30s who accepted his offer and let him into their homes.

One woman became suspicious after Winikoff allegedly asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

Far from being a medical doctor, cops said Winikoff was really a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
:shock:

[Margaret]

Oh dear God in heaven....


There really is a sucker born every minute.

[biker]

Oh dear God in heaven....


There really is a sucker born every minute.


reminds me of that song parody about michael jackson " He Never copped a feel"

[Mistress Lisette]

Okay, I know what he did probably amounts to sexual assault, but good grief! What were these women thinking?! Yeesh.:roll:

[Krystal Moon]

wouldn't the whole door-to-door doctor, offering free exams kinda give it away? Honestly, what were those women thinking?

[MoonWench]

:unamused: Wow. I don't even know were to begin. I know that the world is full of stupid people but this takes the cake.

[biker]

I'm thinking about opening up my own clinic for this same thing

[Dmitri]

I'm thinking about opening up my own clinic for this same thing

Hell I think we should open up a partnered practice!!!!

[willow of the wooded fortress]

I just can't wrap my brain around this one. I'm cautious of the cable guys if they have to enter the house and my husbands not home. I mean you never know! What was going through these women's minds?:unamused:

[Buxom Wench]

Hell I think we should open up a partnered practice!!!!



hmmmmmmm......

but you're downstate :sigh:

[biker]

Hell I think we should open up a partnered practice!!!!

HMMMM think so, now who wants the first exam from the Dmitri and Biker woman's wellness clinic? No time to travel to the clinic for that OBGYN exam?? need a mammogram??? We here at the Dmitri and Biker woman's wellness clinic are so dedicated to YOUR health we will travel to you and preform the exams in the comfort of your own home.... or if you prefer, in the back seat of your car.... Our mission is to provide you with a quality care with comfort...

[Margaret]

*snerf*

Forget Maytag Biker - you need to get into advertising!

[biker]

*snerf*

Forget Maytag Biker - you need to get into advertising!

either that or a used car salesman.

[Margaret]

Good point.

/Mags looks into the future to see Biker's supervisors discussing his last months sales record....

*Gee Steve, his sales demographics are kind of slanted. His sales to women are off the charts - and just look at these comment cards. "I love how he bargained long and hard." and this one "He is so very thorough." However, it seems his sales to men are on the rise too. Here's the latest comment card I got. "My girlfriend convinced me to come buy a car from this guy. She seems very taken with him."

[biker]

wonders about the repeat customers.

[Margaret]

Depends on your sale *ahem* pitch.

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

Depends on your sale *ahem* pitch.
"Pitch"? I thought Biker catches. :wink: ::runfore:

[Margaret]

As long as I can watch or get pictures - don't really care which. ::wicked::


/looks at that line in the sand that she crossed....

[biker]

"Pitch"? I thought Biker catches. :wink: ::runfore:


yes this coming from someone in the food service industry.... what was that iheard about you tossing something??? oh a salad....

[Grania Greenleaf]

yes this coming from someone in the food service industry.... what was that iheard about you tossing something??? oh a salad....


:shock: :stunned: Oh my god, you went there. That is just...so wrong.

On a different note, you want to make me an appointment with your Traveling Women's Wellness Clinic? :twisted:

[biker]

:shock: :stunned: Oh my god, you went there. That is just...so wrong.

On a different note, you want to make me an appointment with your Traveling Women's Wellness Clinic? :twisted:


depends, do you wish a fulll on exam or just the mammogram???

[Grania Greenleaf]

depends, do you wish a full on exam or just the mammogram???

Oh the works, absolutely. ::waggle:: I want the most in-depth exam you offer.


:twisted: *Muahahahahahahahahaha*

[biker]

Oh the works, absolutely. ::waggle:: I want the most in-depth exam you offer.


:twisted: *Muahahahahahahahahaha*

HMMM, my appointment book is open..........

[Grania Greenleaf]

HMMM, my appointment book is open..........

Is that how you refer to undoing your pants? ;-)

[biker]

Is that how you refer to undoing your pants? ;-)


possibly.

[Mistress Morigianna]

there was a guy last halloween with a box with 2 holes at head hight with the words "free mamogramm- insert breasts here" ......

maybe he could have been a doctor....

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

[biker]

there was a guy last halloween with a box with 2 holes at head hight with the words "free mamogramm- insert breasts here" ......

maybe he could have been a doctor....

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

well was his exam OK??

[Mistress Morigianna]

donno I just saw his pic on the web....*rotfl*

[biker]

donno I just saw his pic on the web....*rotfl*

should I give you a booking has well? ::whistle::