Washington Flooding

[Capt. Stamina]

With the flooding going on in DC, can we please evacuate the House and Senate and send them somewhere? We can even give them a FEMA credit card. PLEASEEEEE!

[Buxom Wench]

With the flooding going on in DC, can we please evacuate the House and Senate and send them somewhere? We can even give them a FEMA credit card. PLEASEEEEE!

and YET AGAIN!
WARNING LABELS....... PLEASE!!!

:snarf: :snarf: :snarf: :snarf: :snarf:

[Branwen]

With the flooding going on in DC, can we please evacuate the House and Senate and send them somewhere? We can even give them a FEMA credit card. PLEASEEEEE!


Where would we send them? None of the States would want to house them until the "Crisis" is over. Perhaps Canada or Mexico?

[Capt. Stamina]

How about Hati...oops, no that's where we need to ship the UN.

How about we create a few tent cities in the Midwest? Keep them far away from the general populous. Let them wear orange jumpsuits, stand in line to get water bottles and walk through a line with a tray to get their food.

They can sleep on cots with a wool blanket, and spend the day doing what they do best; flapping their jaws, but without a camera to record it.

We can keep them there three or four months and see if any changes in them occur after that. Kind of like a social science experiment.

[Branwen]

How about Hati...oops, no that's where we need to ship the UN.

How about we create a few tent cities in the Midwest? Keep them far away from the general populous. Let them wear orange jumpsuits, stand in line to get water bottles and walk through a line with a tray to get their food.

They can sleep on cots with a wool blanket, and spend the day doing what they do best; flapping their jaws, but without a camera to record it.

We can keep them there three or four months and see if any changes in them occur after that. Kind of like a social science experiment.

Sounds like you are describing Gitmo Bay just without the Guards and the beatings.


Oops was that my outside voice? Gotta learn to keep quite sometime.

[Capt. Stamina]

Sounds like you are describing Gitmo Bay just without the Guards and the beatings.


Ooooo! Can we? Can we? Huh? PLEASEEEEEEE!

[Mistress Lisette]

I'm game. Sooooooo, how shall we go about this? But I think the midwest is too nice for them. How about some deserted island, and we can turn it into like Survivor for Politicians? We can set up cameras (for that social science experiment) and see how long before it becomes a Lord of the Flies scenario.

[Buxom Wench]

I say send them all to that prison in Arizona with the physco sherrif.

After all, they all get to wear pink, watch the weather channel or Sesame St. and, for the ones who can't deal with it and decide to 'off themselves', its been known that the guards turn their backs when you're on 'suicide watch'. Just a few less worthless politicians.

Sorry, maybe that's too harsh but, I'm in a mood and I don't really give a flying rats ass.

***my ex-husband (Goddess keep him) was a resident there for 2 days until...