mstarfire
06-29-2006, 02:48 PM
Bux, put the tea down!!!!!
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful
blonde waving at him, and as they get closer, she says
hello.
He's rather taken back, because he can't place where
he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies "I think you're the father of one
of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the
stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the
pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my butt with a wet celery stick!"
After a moment, she said, "No, I am your son's math
teacher."
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful
blonde waving at him, and as they get closer, she says
hello.
He's rather taken back, because he can't place where
he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies "I think you're the father of one
of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the
stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the
pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my butt with a wet celery stick!"
After a moment, she said, "No, I am your son's math
teacher."