WenchLadyKate
06-30-2006, 12:10 PM
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how they decided if a patient should be institutionalized or not.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said teh visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." Said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near a window?"
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"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said teh visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." Said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near a window?"
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