Bethany2112
07-07-2006, 04:29 PM
A very unattractive, mean acting woman walks into Walmart with her two kids.
After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she
said to the Walmart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one
that doesn't need oiling for once."
"Yes ma'am, happy to oblige," says the greeter, and goes and picks out
a cart for her. "Here you go ma'am, hope this one is OK for you," he
says.
"If you get out of my way maybe I could find out !" Snaps the woman.
"Sorry, ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the
twins have a nice day."
The woman snarls. "They're not twin you moron! They don't even look alike!"
The greeter smiles, "No they don't ma'am. I just couldn't believe you
got laid twice."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military
action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off
America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action
does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed
by AOL customer service reps.
It's getting ugly.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she
said to the Walmart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one
that doesn't need oiling for once."
"Yes ma'am, happy to oblige," says the greeter, and goes and picks out
a cart for her. "Here you go ma'am, hope this one is OK for you," he
says.
"If you get out of my way maybe I could find out !" Snaps the woman.
"Sorry, ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the
twins have a nice day."
The woman snarls. "They're not twin you moron! They don't even look alike!"
The greeter smiles, "No they don't ma'am. I just couldn't believe you
got laid twice."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military
action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off
America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action
does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed
by AOL customer service reps.
It's getting ugly.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN