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Peaches O Malley
08-15-2006, 09:22 PM
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.

You find humor in other people's stupidity.

You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."

You believe chocolate is a food group.

You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.

You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.

When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know to correct their behavior.

You have no life between August to June.

When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.

You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

You believe in aerial Prozac spraying.

You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.

You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job.

You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

You know you are in for a major project when a parent says "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."

You want to choke a person when they say "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."

Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?"
Vixynne Rose
08-15-2006, 09:24 PM
OMG Peaches, it's official...

I :hearts: YOU!!!

*rotfl*
Every last effin' one of these is SO true!!
Torra
08-16-2006, 07:49 AM
Peaches, I showed these to my mom, who teaches 2nd grade. I think she's still laughing 40 minutes later...:wink:
Mairi the Herbwench
08-16-2006, 09:14 AM
As a teacher (in a community college,) this is so true... I'm just glad it's not younger kids! I'd never survive!:roll:
Gellis Indigo
08-16-2006, 12:21 PM
Peaches, it's like you read my mind!!! I'd like to add that when we come across a "shallow gene pool", we should be allowed to chlorinate this pool.
Peaches O Malley
08-16-2006, 12:27 PM
Peaches, it's like you read my mind!!! I'd like to add that when we come across a "shallow gene pool", we should be allowed to chlorinate this pool.
Lmao! or drain it. :wink:
Gellis Indigo
08-16-2006, 01:04 PM
Lmao! or drain it. :wink:

Yesssssss.....yesssssss.....*looks around for plug to pull*
MacKahlia
08-16-2006, 05:45 PM
"if you believe in retroactive birth control"

You probably teach ninth grade.
like me.

remember folks,

The third planet from the sun is Starnary
Gravity is volume measured in milli seconds
And
you can apparently convert Metric to Islam - although I have NO IDEA how to tell the poor boy who asked me how.
Kae
08-16-2006, 05:48 PM
So very true!

I love it.
Kae
Vixynne Rose
08-16-2006, 05:53 PM
"if you believe in retroactive birth control"

You probably teach ninth grade.
like me.

remember folks,

The third planet from the sun is Starnary
Gravity is volume measured in milli seconds
And
you can apparently convert Metric to Islam - although I have NO IDEA how to tell the poor boy who asked me how.

LMAO that reminds me of a quote from one of my sixth graders, who wrote in an essay about his mom:

"I love my mom because she lets me and my brother have ice
cream and doesn't complain that it's unfair of us to eat it in front
of her, even though she's lack toast and tolerant."
Gemdrite
08-17-2006, 06:47 PM
You find humor in other people's stupidity.

You believe chocolate is a food group.

You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?"

I am in school to become an elementary teacher, but I work in our school's Registrar's Office as a student worker. Trust me, these still apply. The phonecalls I have to answer nicely...honestly, some days you just wanna unplug it. Parents and students alike.