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Peaches O Malley
08-15-2006, 09:33 PM
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

renren
08-15-2006, 09:50 PM
too cute!!*rotfl* *rotfl*

Vixynne Rose
08-15-2006, 10:19 PM
*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*
I think a few of these already apply to me!

Rhonda_Melones
08-16-2006, 08:33 AM
:snicker: alligator shoes LOL awesome list:-D

Gellis Indigo
08-16-2006, 12:05 PM
Happily, only one or two of these apply to me at this point. Guess I'm not TOO old.

Too funny! Thanks!

WenchLadyKate
08-16-2006, 01:36 PM
So, I e-mailed these to my mom at work. She's turning 60 this week, btw. When she came home, she hit me. *rotfl*I think she thought they were cute.