Children's Books That Didn't Make It

[Branwen]

Children's Books That Didn't Make It ...
1. You Are Different and That's Bad!
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife -- Alan (My Uncle Robert is living with my Aunt Alan, or is
that the other way around?)
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George plays Dr./Patient
9. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
10. All Cats Go to Hell
11. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
12. Some Kittens Can Fly.
13. That's It! I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
14. Grandpa Gets a Casket
15. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
16. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
17. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
18. Strangers Have the Best Candy
19. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
20. You Were an Accident!
21. "I've Brought you into this World and I can Take you Out", and other fun
phrases that Mommy and Daddy like to say.
22. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will.
23. Pop Goes The Hamster & Other Microwave Games
24. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
25. Your Nightmares Are Real (Goes back to that Monster in the Closet thread)
26. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
27. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
28. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
29. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
30. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

[Peaches O Malley]

Tooo funny! *rotfl*

[Vixynne Rose]

Bwahahahahaha*snort*ahahahahahahaha!

Thank you for this, it was SO wrong, I loved it!

[Branwen]

[QUOTE=Branwen]Children's Books That Didn't Make It ...
3. Dad's New Wife -- Alan (My Uncle Robert is living with my Aunt Alan, or is that the other way around?) This is really true. My Father's Family is stranger than that of what they show on day time soaps. )
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share (My Brother learned many of those words before he started School. His favorite was: God-Dammit Kaiser!! Weeve me awone!!! We had a German Shepperd name Kaiser that would grab hold of my Brothers backside everytime he tried to crawl under one of the trailers. He was about 2 at the time. )
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book (Again, My Brother had lots of fun with said hand tools. He asked for a Hammer & Nails for his 3rd Birthday)
17. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy (I actually had one of these!!! It was really cool. Had 3D images of the skeleton, muscles, tendons, ligaments, blood vessels. It even showed what a baby inside a Mother looked like. No POP-UP sexual organs however!!)
20. You Were an Accident! (So was said about my Cousin)
21. "I've Brought you into this World and I can Take you Out", and other fun phrases that Mommy and Daddy like to say. (My Mother recently used this phrase when we were in Chicago. She was asking for directions when she had the map and was yelling at me when I didn't know the way)
24. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan (You should ask me about the other things I told my Brother and other kids in the Trailer park as I was growing up)
26. Where Would You Like to Be Buried? (Actual question that we had over the dinner table awhile back, also asked, do you want to be buried?)
27. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School (My Brother got into trouble with those items)
28. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? (I've tried to make them friends when I was very young. Might be why I am the way I am)
29. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things(My Brother knows about these items. Found them when rooting through Dad's clothes closet)

[townspaniard]

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* Thanks!

[Gemdrite]

I have heard "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it" so many times. Also, my sex talk, when I finally got one at the age of 20, was "You and your brothers are 4 forms of birth control that failed. Don't have sex."

My little brother, who was four at the time, was taking a walk with me one day, and he was pondering something heavily. He finally turned to me and said "Heather, why did the Easter bunny kill Jesus?" We didn't even have to tell him things like 24. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan. He came up with them on his own. The brother that is before him, however, is so gullible that my oldest younger brother and I couldn't help but tell him things such as "the dinosaur they keep in the cage at the back of the zoo got out" as we slightly shook the trampoline that we were laying on. (At the time, they were renovating the back area of our zoo to make a rhino and giraffe cage.)