Pirate joke.

[Freebird]

Q: Why are pirates scarey?
A: Because they Arrrrr!


GET IT! Pirates say "Arrrr!" HA!!! ::pirate::

[Gellis Indigo]

Cute....very cute.

(Yes, I AM humoring you!!) :-D

[MaidenFaeSnow]

Q: Why are pirates scarey?
A: Because they Arrrrr!

GET IT! Pirates say "Arrrr!" HA!!! ::pirate::
:roll: Pay no attention to the...um....dumbass....um.....handsome Rogue of mine.

[Vixynne Rose]

Ooooo, my turn, my turn!!

Q: How does a French pirate say goodbye?

A: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRevoir!

::rimshot:

[Gellis Indigo]

Ooooo, my turn, my turn!!

Q: How does a French pirate say goodbye?

A: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRevoir!

::rimshot:

Vix, don't encourage him! I'm beggin you!!!:roll:

[Freebird]

Ah.... *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*


AYE can see we Arrrr gonna get along great. HA!!

[MaidenFaeSnow]

I knew you shouldn't have had that fifth drink with dinner;-)

[MaidenFaeSnow]

<sneaking one in>

What did Black Beard say to his men before they got on the ship?
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Let's get on the ship, men!

<sorry Gellis! I had to while he's outside he he he!)

[Vixynne Rose]

LOL good one, Fae...

Here's another:

What's a pirate's favorite movie character?
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DARRRRRRRRTH Vader, of course!

[Katie O'Connell]

:ow: those were SO Very Bad!

maybe that's why I liked 'em! :lol:

Well, I might as well contribute the one I was told this weekend by a wee pirate lass (as cute as a bug, she were too!) who told me her name was: "Boo."

Why did Capt. Hook cross the road?

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He was going to the second hand store....
::rimshot:

[renren]

second hand store!! that'a cute!
:lol:

[BryanPopp]

Ok
What kind of socks do pirates wear?





Arrrrrrgyle!!!!!
::whistle::

[SilverMirth]

How about this one...

How do pirates measure distance?
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By the yARRRd

[Katie O'Connell]

What does a Pirate like on his Pizza?



Pep-ARRRRRRRRR-Roni!

::kooky::

[Myfanawy]

OK, I'll bite...

What's a pirate's favorite cheese?


Ha-vARRRRR-ti!

[surlywench]

go to
http://www.threadbared.com

click on the 70's section listed at the right

scroll down to the "what do pirates make when they're feelin crafty?"

laugh hysterically.

[Vixynne Rose]

::gigglesnort::

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

My third grade teacher taught the ENTIRE class how to make macrame plantarrrrrrrrrrrrs, LOL!

[surlywench]

::gigglesnort::

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

My third grade teacher taught the ENTIRE class how to make macrame plantarrrrrrrrrrrrs, LOL!


they're so much fun, it'd be hARRRRRRRRRRRD to stop!!

[SilverMirth]

What is a pirates favorite time of year?



Harrrrrvest Time

[Apropos]

Why did the Pirate Captain send his crew to bed early?



















They needed their BOOTY SLEEP!

Arrrrrr.

[SilverMirth]

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."

[SilverMirth]

a pirate walks into a bar and the tender asks "Why do you have that steering wheel hanging out of your pants?"

The pirate says,"Ayyy... It's driving me nuts."

[DoñaNina]

a pirate walks into a bar and the tender asks "Why do you have that steering wheel hanging out of your pants?"

The pirate says,"Ayyy... It's driving me nuts."

That's my favorite so far!

A PIRATE WITH AN EYE PATCH SAID, "ARRGH",
"THEY WANTED ME TO BE A TEACHER BUT ,
" ARRGH", "I ONLY HAD ONE PUPIL..."

[Freebird]

OK...Since I'm in such a childish mood...

NINA LIKES NUTS....NINA LIKES NUTS....NINA LIKES NUTS...

:wink:

[SilverMirth]

OK...Since I'm in such a childish mood...

NINA LIKES NUTS....NINA LIKES NUTS....NINA LIKES NUTS...

:wink: :snicker: hehehehehe Freebird said "nuts" three times:snicker:

[renren]

a pirate walks into a bar and the tender asks "Why do you have that steering wheel hanging out of your pants?"

The pirate says,"Ayyy... It's driving me nuts."
*SNORT* Oww!*rotfl* *rotfl*

[MaidenFaeSnow]

OK...Since I'm in such a childish mood...

NINA LIKES NUTS....NINA LIKES NUTS....NINA LIKES NUTS...

:wink:

:roll: :roll:

[Vixynne Rose]

::snippage::

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."


This made me chortle AND guffaw. That takes some doin', I tell you what!

[Gellis Indigo]

:roll: :roll:

Hey, don't you go rollin' your eyes MFS....you must like nuts too, cause Freebird sure is one!!!

[Ariel]

Did you hear about the new pirate movie???


It's rated PG thARRRteen.


Yea, I know. Don't shoot me. :-D

[Vixynne Rose]

Did you hear about the new pirate movie???


It's rated PG thARRRteen.


Yea, I know. Don't shoot me. :-D

Hmm, I always thought pirates only went to the movies that were rated "ARRRRRRRRRR".

[Buxom Wench]

Hmm, I always thought pirates only went to the movies that were rated "ARRRRRRRRRR".

::doh:: OUCH!

[Mistress Morigianna]

pirates favorite cookie?

chips AAAAAAhoy

[Freebird]

Hey, don't you go rollin' your eyes MFS....you must like nuts too, cause Freebird sure is one!!!

OMG!!! *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*
It is KILLING ME not to pounce on this comment!!
Whaddya say Snow? Can I? Can I? CAN I?!
(I didn't go there hon...she started it.)
<pointing at Gellis> ::whistle::

[Gellis Indigo]

OMG!!! *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*
It is KILLING ME not to pounce on this comment!!
Whaddya say Snow? Can I? Can I? CAN I?!
(I didn't go there hon...she started it.)
<pointing at Gellis> ::whistle::

Bring it on FreeBird, bring it on. Just remember dear, I said you ARE a nut.....I said nothing about YOUR nuts.

[Freebird]

Bring it on FreeBird, bring it on. Just remember dear, I said you ARE a nut.....I said nothing about YOUR nuts.

OK...gotta do it.....

You mean....DEEZ NUTS?!?

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

In the words of my favorite tv star 'ALF', ahem...and I quote,
"I CRACK ME UP!" HA!!! ahem....unquote.

[Gellis Indigo]

OK...gotta do it.....

You mean....DEEZ NUTS?!?

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

In the words of my favorite tv star 'ALF', ahem...and I quote,
"I CRACK ME UP!" HA!!! ahem....unquote.

You did NOT just quote ALF! Whoa. <walks away shaking head>

[Kyas Dreffen]

My turn...
-How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked?
They watch Sea-span!
-What's a pirate's favorite kids' show?
Mr. Jolly Rogers Neighborhood
-Which duo is a pirate's favorite sleuthing team?
The Harrrrrrdy Boys
-Why aren't pirates allowed to watch beauty padgents?
They always shout, "Hey look, Isthmus America!"

Thank you, thank you! I'll be drinking here all week. If you find me flat on my back on the floor, leave me alone because I'm enjoying the view. Don't forget to tip your waitresses, over. And drop a sand dollar in the jar for Jerry's Squids.

Kyas

[MaidenFaeSnow]

OK...gotta do it.....

You mean....DEEZ NUTS?!?

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

In the words of my favorite tv star 'ALF', ahem...and I quote,
"I CRACK ME UP!" HA!!! ahem....unquote.

Do I have to send you to your room????:lol:

[Kyas Dreffen]

Do I have to send you to your room????:lol:


Why, not atoll.

[Freebird]

Do I have to send you to your room????:lol:


DEEZ NUTS!! HA!!! *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

[Freebird]

My turn...
-How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked?
They watch Sea-span!
-What's a pirate's favorite kids' show?
Mr. Jolly Rogers Neighborhood
-Which duo is a pirate's favorite sleuthing team?
The Harrrrrrdy Boys
-Why aren't pirates allowed to watch beauty padgents?
They always shout, "Hey look, Isthmus America!"

Thank you, thank you! I'll be drinking here all week. If you find me flat on my back on the floor, leave me alone because I'm enjoying the view. Don't forget to tip your waitresses, over. And drop a sand dollar in the jar for Jerry's Squids.

Kyas


:snicker:
...and please don't forget to tip your servers!

[Kyas Dreffen]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
When was the last time anyone heard a good 'isthmus' joke on the board? Hell, or anywhere for that matter? And now it's over? :augh: It took a bottle of Knight's Reward for that joke. I'll need a refill... Oh MaidenFae???

[MaidenFaeSnow]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
When was the last time anyone heard a good 'isthmus' joke on the board? Hell, or anywhere for that matter? And now it's over? :augh: It took a bottle of Knight's Reward for that joke. I'll need a refill... Oh MaidenFae???

::glugglu: here you are dear, now stop begging....it's sooo unbecoming:snicker:

[Kyas Dreffen]

I have to say, the service around here is spectacular...::wagtong::
The efforts for my hilarity have subsided.::whistle::

[surlywench]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
When was the last time anyone heard a good 'isthmus' joke on the board? Hell, or anywhere for that matter? And now it's over? :augh: It took a bottle of Knight's Reward for that joke. I'll need a refill... Oh MaidenFae???

Yes. It was very creative.
HarHARRR.
You're very smart.
Now, shut-up!!

:wink:

[Kyas Dreffen]

Yes. It was very creative.
HarHARRR.
You're very smart.
Now, shut-up!!

:wink:

:-( Humoring me does not make the pain of fruitless creativity dissapear.
Where's Gellis...

[Kyas Dreffen]

Yes. It was very creative.
HarHARRR.
You're very smart.
Now, shut-up!!

:wink:

<tempting all Fates>
um... I'm still thirsty...

[SilverMirth]

<tempting all Fates>
um... I'm still thirsty...here ya go love and I'll share one with ya::beerbud:

[Kyas Dreffen]

here ya go love and I'll share one with ya::beerbud:

Thank you most kindly. I'm feeling better already.

Kyas