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Peaches O Malley
08-22-2006, 12:01 PM
Frelling bat-sh*t, coke snorting, crazy woman..they suit each other.*rotfl* *rotfl*

http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=609&id=1232212006
Vixynne Rose
08-22-2006, 12:10 PM
the al- Qaeda leader would "ramble on" about his favourite TV shows, The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver
::doh:: Well, NOW we know why Osama's so bloody hard to find!! He's out there making stuff outta duct tape, two paper clips and a wad of bubble gum to avoid detection!
Curse you, MacGyver, you and your crafty ways!
Ysobelle
08-22-2006, 12:50 PM
I have to say, though: the comments so far are even better than the article.
renren
08-22-2006, 01:14 PM
::doh:: Well, NOW we know why Osama's so bloody hard to find!! He's out there making stuff outta duct tape, two paper clips and a wad of bubble gum to avoid detection!
Curse you, MacGyver, you and your crafty ways!

Like duh! Why didn't why see this before!*rotfl* *rotfl*
DoņaNina
08-22-2006, 02:16 PM
But bin Laden had less respect for Houston's husband Bobby Brown, apparently talking about the possibility of having him killed.

lol... priceless.
Cyranno DeBoberac
08-22-2006, 03:28 PM
But bin Laden had less respect for Houston's husband Bobby Brown, apparently talking about the possibility of having him killed. That might just earn him a pardon for all that 9/11 unpleasntness....


Anyway, I'm far more amused by the fact that a sex slave has the name "Boof". Did she change it to that for professional reasons? Or was she born with that name, thus sealing her fate?
Lady Litania
08-22-2006, 03:37 PM
The fact that 4 women married the guy in the first place baffles me. It must be the power thing cuz I don't really see that is he all that good looking. Perhaps when he was younger, he wasn't in Rule the World mode just yet? *wanders off pondering*
LdyJhawk
08-22-2006, 03:42 PM
"I propose parachuting thousands of life-sized, rubber, anatomically correct (if you know what I mean) Whitney dolls into the wilderness of the Tribal Areas of Pakistan for Osama to satisfy, at least synthetically, his wild lust for the American songstress. Inside each doll will be a gauge that counts the times it is compressed. On about the fiftieth compression, it detonates her plastic explosive kidneys. I call it my Suicide Whitney campaign"


okay when I read that comment I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself. Man..I am so not allowed to read this stuff at work anymore.
DoņaNina
08-22-2006, 03:48 PM
The fact that 4 women married the guy in the first place baffles me. It must be the power thing cuz I don't really see that is he all that good looking. Perhaps when he was younger, he wasn't in Rule the World mode just yet? *wanders off pondering*

I'm gonna go with the "marriage or death" circumstances that were probably present at the time.
Psyche
08-22-2006, 05:10 PM
"I propose parachuting thousands of life-sized, rubber, anatomically correct (if you know what I mean) Whitney dolls into the wilderness of the Tribal Areas of Pakistan for Osama to satisfy, at least synthetically, his wild lust for the American songstress. Inside each doll will be a gauge that counts the times it is compressed. On about the fiftieth compression, it detonates her plastic explosive kidneys. I call it my Suicide Whitney campaign" 50 compressions? Sheesh! If he has 50 compressions in him, no wonder he managed to get 4 wives.

I say give him 2 compressions to be generous.
renren
08-22-2006, 05:41 PM
That might just earn him a pardon for all that 9/11 unpleasntness....


Anyway, I'm far more amused by the fact that a sex slave has the name "Boof". Did she change it to that for professional reasons? Or was she born with that name, thus sealing her fate?
:shame: shame on you...


oh what the hell!*rotfl* *rotfl*
daBaroness
08-22-2006, 11:57 PM
A marriage between an African-American woman and showbiz diva and a terrorist muslim man. I'd pay admission to that one - and I'd put my money down on the coke-snortin' diva!a
Rhonda_Melones
08-23-2006, 03:16 PM
"I propose parachuting thousands of life-sized, rubber, anatomically correct (if you know what I mean) Whitney dolls into the wilderness of the Tribal Areas of Pakistan for Osama to satisfy, at least synthetically, his wild lust for the American songstress. Inside each doll will be a gauge that counts the times it is compressed. On about the fiftieth compression, it detonates her plastic explosive kidneys. I call it my Suicide Whitney campaign"


50th compression? That's giving credit he has that kind of ..erm stamina? I'd make it lucky compression #7 and then BOOM;)