Vixynne Rose
08-22-2006, 05:43 PM
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. American dream, yes?"
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we just park car in driveway."
"I mean, what are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white. What that got to do with anything?!"
*frustrated sigh* "Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say...
...Polish Remover!"
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. American dream, yes?"
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we just park car in driveway."
"I mean, what are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white. What that got to do with anything?!"
*frustrated sigh* "Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say...
...Polish Remover!"