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Vixynne Rose
08-22-2006, 05:43 PM
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

"Have you any grounds?"

"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. American dream, yes?"

"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It made of concrete."

"I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"

"No, we just park car in driveway."

"I mean, what are your relations like?"

"All my relations still in Poland."

"Does your wife beat you up?"

"No, I always up before her."

"Is your wife a nagger?"

"No, she white. What that got to do with anything?!"

*frustrated sigh* "Why do you want this divorce?"

"She going to kill me."

"What makes you think that?"

"I got proof."

"What kind of proof?"

"She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say...



...Polish Remover!"

Buxom Wench
08-22-2006, 05:45 PM
:snarf:

EGADS!!

renren
08-22-2006, 05:47 PM
*gigglegigglegigglesnortWHEEZEgiggle*
Oww!
That was sooo funny!*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*

surlywench
08-22-2006, 05:53 PM
:snarf:

EGADS!!

d'oh!

Margaret
08-22-2006, 06:02 PM
Tamten smieszny!

Na zdrowie!

Vixynne Rose
08-22-2006, 06:16 PM
Tamten smieszny!

Na zdrowie!

Mags, I ran this through two online translators and only got this for a translation:
Yonder smieszny! To health!

:hmm: Help?

Peaches O Malley
08-22-2006, 06:56 PM
*rotfl* *rotfl* *snort* Btw Mags, I wanna know what you said as well! lol

Margaret
08-22-2006, 08:17 PM
Mags, I ran this through two online translators and only got this for a translation:
Yonder smieszny! To health!

:hmm: Help?


Yeah - the first part is bad conjugation on my part. Actually, no congugation. I really don't speak Polish. At all.

It's two words. That and funny.

"Na zdrowie" is like saying "Cheers" ::guiness:

serena
08-22-2006, 09:51 PM
OMG thank for the laugh*rotfl*