Buxom Wench
08-23-2006, 03:41 PM
I received this as an email. Even though this is supposed to be a BLONDE joke, I know a few Brunettes, a Redhead and even a Bald person this would fit.
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January - took new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Hellloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years !"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out !!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets !!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope
July - Lost breaststroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms !!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it ???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year !!
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January - took new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Hellloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years !"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out !!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets !!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope
July - Lost breaststroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms !!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it ???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year !!